"he was so mean, it hurt him to go to the bathroom"
"i never forget a face, but in your case, I'll gladly make an exception" -Groucho Marx
"While he was talking at Baylor University, President Bush said, 'Times are kind of tough'. He also pointed out that Bill Gates is kind of rich, that water is kind of wet, and that Elvis is kind of dead." - Andy Waits
"I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair." -Bette Davis
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