All categories - 17 June 2007

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

2007-06-17 13:42:10 · 30 answers · asked by birdman3169 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I'd play Yahtzee:)

2007-06-17 13:41:59 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

article incude a general statement.thesis statement, 3 topic sentences and 3 supporting details for each...

2007-06-17 13:41:54 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

then who's on 2nd and 3rd?

2007-06-17 13:41:53 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-17 13:41:46 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-17 13:41:41 · 6 answers · asked by Katherine 2 in Diet & Fitness

hi im sports united from australia can i ask u a question 1; how does it feel 2 lose stanley cup 2 canada i mean the only stanley u will ever earn is a fat slob sitting in 2 row 2; how does it feel i mean wrestle mania onluy started wit iron sheik givin his tite 2 american fraud hulk hogan 3;how does it feel america needs other country 2 fight there wars that they started in iraq i mean stop independence day because you aint that independnt 4; us champ how does it feel chris benoit canada person holdin us gold since 2005 i thought it was us gold 5; US stands 4 U SUCK 6 america is 22 trillion dollers in dept and u still go on like yous still own the world iraq is smashin yous

2007-06-17 13:41:35 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Wrestling

the channel that sells things... I use to.. it was addicting!

2007-06-17 13:41:32 · 10 answers · asked by LIEUTENANT K STAR!!!! 6 in Polls & Surveys

When is flirting just flirting and when is it real interest?

2007-06-17 13:41:30 · 4 answers · asked by orange 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-06-17 13:41:27 · 3 answers · asked by Guy 1 in Other - Sports

I don't want to illegally down load anything... and I would rather not read on the floor of the manga section at borders either...
I'm only on vol 10 in fruits baskets... and I am out of money for the rest of my life so... any suggestions?

2007-06-17 13:41:21 · 11 answers · asked by JanetB 2 in Comics & Animation

2007-06-17 13:41:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

weirdest paranormal expirence???

2007-06-17 13:41:18 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Paranormal Phenomena

I need help on just picking different songs

2007-06-17 13:41:12 · 22 answers · asked by Melanie<3 3 in Other - Music

I know this is NOT a question I just wanted you lot to know. P.S dont tell my gf I promised her I would stop using them 3 months ago.

2007-06-17 13:41:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

such as a dog?
apes?
gorilas?
im curious

2007-06-17 13:41:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Zoology

Like if you thing there is a ghost at your house etc.
I am not obsessed wiht ghosts. Just tell me if you have experienced something scary that has to deal with ghosts etc.

2007-06-17 13:40:56 · 12 answers · asked by .: IVN :. 1 in Mythology & Folklore

who's the greatest homerun hitter of all time? (and no- it ain't Hank Aaron!)

2007-06-17 13:40:40 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-17 13:40:34 · 1 answers · asked by mrs O 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-17 13:40:31 · 4 answers · asked by DEPRESSED™ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-17 13:40:25 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

R&S

2007-06-17 13:40:12 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have always named my cars and my friends think I am crazy but I wonder if anyone else ever done so, and if so what names did you give them?
Silly I know but I am curious.. thanks for your replies

2007-06-17 13:40:10 · 12 answers · asked by Rebel 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-17 13:39:50 · 4 answers · asked by DEPRESSED™ 5 in Polls & Surveys

what does it mean when someone says that someone has an air or prescence? Does it mean that they are a snob? or is it a good thing?

2007-06-17 13:39:49 · 6 answers · asked by breezy 3 in Words & Wordplay

do the dishes and vaccum..im serious its sunday and im too damn tired

2007-06-17 13:39:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

R&S

2007-06-17 13:39:02 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-17 13:39:02 · 27 answers · asked by Y2J 5 in Wrestling