A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
2007-06-17 13:42:10 · 30 answers · asked by birdman3169 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like it, but I'm guessing a lot of guys won't.
2007-06-17 13:45:31 · answer #1 · answered by stonecutter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG Hilarious.
2007-06-17 20:46:12 · answer #2 · answered by Princess Stephie is here to help 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-17 20:51:49 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO...that was REALLY funny. I liked it! My boyfriend didn't think it was that funny though, which makes it even funnier! HA HA
2007-06-17 21:06:06 · answer #4 · answered by Lindzey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess it is o.k. out of ten i would rate it a 5
2007-06-17 21:41:19 · answer #5 · answered by help 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good! The husband deserves it!
:)
2007-06-17 21:25:11 · answer #6 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, that's purdy funny!
2007-06-17 20:51:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol es muy divertido!
That was really good.
100/10
2007-06-17 20:59:09 · answer #8 · answered by Stephanie_ is_ bomb. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but it was posted on answers decades ago
2007-06-17 21:40:02 · answer #9 · answered by stupid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but love it lots!
2007-06-21 12:32:33 · answer #10 · answered by kate e 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋