Subject: History Test Anyone Can Pass
Is there a trend here?
Later :)
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Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple
>>choice test. The events are actual Events from history. They actually
>>happened!
>>
>> Do you remember?
>>
>> 1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
>> a. Superman
>> b. Jay Leno
>> c. Harry Potter
>> d. a Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40
>>
>> 2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and
>> massacred by
>> a. Olga Corbett
>> b. Sitting Bull
>> c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>>
>> 3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
>> a. Lost Norwegians
>> b. Elvis
>> c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>>
>> 4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in
>> Lebanon by:
>> a. John Dillinger
>> b. The King of Sweden
>> c. The Boy Scouts
>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>>
>>
>> 5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
>> a. A pizza delivery boy
>> b. Pee Wee Herman
>> c. Geraldo Rivera
>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>>
>> 6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year
>> old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
>> a. The Smurfs
>> b. Davy Jones
>> c. The Little Mermaid
>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>>
>> 7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens , and a US Navy
>> diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
>> a. Captain Kidd
>> b. Charles Lindberg
>> c. Mother Teresa
>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>>
>> 8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
>> a. Scooby Doo
>> b. The Tooth Fairy
>> c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>>
>> 9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
>> a. Richard Simmons
>> b. Grandma Moses
>> c. Michael Jordan
>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>>
>> 10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed
>> by:
>> a. Mr. Rogers
>> b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women
>> problems
>> c. The World Wrestling Federation
>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>>
>> 11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as
>> missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and >> crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:
>> a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
>> b. The Supreme Court of Florida
>> c. Mr. Bean
>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>>
>> 12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
>> a. Enron
>> b. The Lutheran Church
>> c. The NFL
>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>>
>> 13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
>> a. Bonnie and Clyde
>> b. Captain Kangaroo
>> c. Billy Graham
>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>>
>>Nope, ..I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?
>>So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics
>>intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed
>>to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of
>>80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper
>>identification, secret agents who are members of the President's security
>>detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor
>>winning and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males between the
>>ages 17 and 40 alone lest they be guilty of profiling.
>>
>>Let's send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria Aldreds and
>>other dunder-headed attorneys along with Federal Justices that want to
>>thwart common sense, feel doubly ashamed of themselves -- if they have any
>>such sense. As the writer of the award winning story "Forrest Gump" so
>>aptly put it, "Stupid is as stupid does."
>>
>>Come on people, for God's Sake wake up!!! Keep this going. Pass it on.
>>Our Country and our troops need our support.
>>
>>Oh by the way, guess who bombed London ?
>>
>>That's right!!!
>>
>>Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40!!
>>
>>
pass it one, please
2007-02-22
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