Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that
it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present.
He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store and says to the shop
assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?"
In a condescending manner, she says "Which Barbie?" She continues,
"We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball
for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for
$19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for
$265.00".
Ralph asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others
are only $19.95?"
"That should be obvious!" the sales lady says. "Divorced Barbie
comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture."
2006-09-07
07:57:15
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