Sprinkle as much powdered milk as you want on the victims lawn (preferably at night). Then when it rains, it’ll turn to milk. It’ll go bad, then stink like hell!
Under the toilet seat, tape saran wrap across the bowl. You figure the rest.
Also for the powdered milk, put it on their skin when they sleep...it’ll get absorbed when they sweat, and then milk goes into their pores, and they’re stuck with sour milk, that is unwashable, for a week to two weeks....priceless
Put a slice of baloney on their paint job. Something in the meat removes the paint. When they peel it off, you get the idea.
2006-08-19
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