Sprinkle as much powdered milk as you want on the victims lawn (preferably at night). Then when it rains, it’ll turn to milk. It’ll go bad, then stink like hell!
Under the toilet seat, tape saran wrap across the bowl. You figure the rest.
Also for the powdered milk, put it on their skin when they sleep...it’ll get absorbed when they sweat, and then milk goes into their pores, and they’re stuck with sour milk, that is unwashable, for a week to two weeks....priceless
Put a slice of baloney on their paint job. Something in the meat removes the paint. When they peel it off, you get the idea.
2006-08-19 17:49:48 · 18 answers · asked by offstreamclearinghouse o 1 in Social Science ➔ Sociology
The evilest one is the third one and the runner up is the first one.
2006-08-19 17:55:40 · answer #1 · answered by LadyOreo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Live well. Forget and forgive when you can. Seeking revenge keeps you in funless negativity. Life is a lot more fun when you are having a GOOD time, instead of negative thoughts. Find people you like, and do fun stuff with them.
2006-08-20 01:02:32 · answer #2 · answered by William K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're all funny. But I tell people to pour salt on someone's lawn maybe in a design, or just everywhere, cause then the grass will die and will take forever to grow back hee hee
2006-08-20 00:55:41 · answer #3 · answered by underwaterangel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Also, put a ketchup packet on the rim of the toilet, gently put seat down so the seat knob lines up with packet- oh joy when someone sits!
2006-08-22 19:18:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am going to say the "boloney" one, just because you should know how to spell bologna by the 5th grade if not you might consider some professional help.
2006-08-20 01:19:01 · answer #5 · answered by coolchicula 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe in revenge, at least not by my own hand.
when someone does me wrong, for some reason, bad things seem to happen to them, I really don't know why.????
and no I'm not a witch.
by the way, its spelled> bologna.
just leave it alone man.
2006-08-20 00:57:27 · answer #6 · answered by babydoll 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow!! I didn't know people sit around and think of awful things to do to people.
Glad I don't know you or you don't know me!!
But........you forgot one:
Do one or some of those things to the wrong person and YOU might wake up DEAD!!
That's the worst revenge of all!!
2006-08-20 01:19:21 · answer #7 · answered by geminisista 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grind up their parents, make a chilie out of them, and then feed it to the person.
2006-08-20 01:08:34 · answer #8 · answered by Metzger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my favorite was ordering a ton of fill dirt to be dumped in someones front yard.
2006-08-20 01:08:15 · answer #9 · answered by chris l 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
holy **** that 1st one works. you should put novacaine all over there tooth brush and make their mouth turn numb
2006-08-20 00:54:37 · answer #10 · answered by Just wonderin' 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋