This is a serious question... my future happiness depends on it!
You see, over the last few years a number of ladies have commented that my sperm is particularly salty. Having recently met someone I'd like to hang on to, and accidentally got a mouthful myself when licking her neck after, well, you know... I was alarmed at how disgusting it has become... much worse now than when I first tried it myself as a teenager.
Now... I've done some research on the web and it seems that the saltiness is, perhaps unsurprisingly, directly attributable to diet, and... wouldn't you know it, eating salty and spicy foods makes your sperm taste yuck, whereas eating masses of fruit will have the ladies queuing to gobble it up... or at least that's the gist of it.
Hence my question.
I've now, lovingly changed my diet - I'm gobbling down as much fruit as my digestive system can handle - but how long should I expect to wait before my lady gets her nice surprise?
Will be sweet enough by Christmas?
2006-11-25
12:34:43
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George D
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