How long before my sperm tastes nicer?

Question

This is a serious question... my future happiness depends on it!

You see, over the last few years a number of ladies have commented that my sperm is particularly salty. Having recently met someone I'd like to hang on to, and accidentally got a mouthful myself when licking her neck after, well, you know... I was alarmed at how disgusting it has become... much worse now than when I first tried it myself as a teenager.

Now... I've done some research on the web and it seems that the saltiness is, perhaps unsurprisingly, directly attributable to diet, and... wouldn't you know it, eating salty and spicy foods makes your sperm taste yuck, whereas eating masses of fruit will have the ladies queuing to gobble it up... or at least that's the gist of it.

Hence my question.

I've now, lovingly changed my diet - I'm gobbling down as much fruit as my digestive system can handle - but how long should I expect to wait before my lady gets her nice surprise?

Will be sweet enough by Christmas?

I am, and have been a vegetarian for 21 years! And, despite the wording, the question is entirely serious! I never realised diet would, well you know what I'm on about now, but how quick is the effect?

If you don't believe I've researched this, here are a couple of links. The second one gets a bit medical, but both say much the same thing:

http://www.menshealth.co.uk/answers/answer.phtml?id=95

http://www.vitalinfocenter.com/sexual/semen_sperm_taste.html

A bit more research peeps. Lots of good advice here:

http://ca.askmen.com/love/love_tip_100/100b_love_tip.html

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Answer 1

Well, being orally bi I can tell you first-hand that all sperm does not taste the same... nor is it even of the same texture. Some is salty, some sweet while others bitter. Some is thick, some runny, some clumpy, some smooth. Very little I have found I would swallow, except for a select few. Stay away from tobacco, heavy alcohol usage and drugs if you want to 'taste' better. I know because of all the Coke I drink that mine has always been sweet - in fact, I dated a girl some two decades back who said mine was the best she ever tasted and seriously suggested me bottling up some for her... that was just too freaky for even me, so I called her bluff. LOL. However, after my telling her "that stuff was gross" and that she was "just being nice" to flatter me, she shoved a finger-full in my mouth and asked me what I thought. That was my first time ever really directly tasting semen... she later joked about my facial expression from her taste-test ambush. I had to admit... it wasn't bad... I Iikened it to a light vanilla custard or Tapioca pudding without the seeds.

After some coaxing from women who told me of their MMF fantasy which quickly became mine, I tried it on another guy with his wife... it was a very intoxicating experience. She told me he tasted great, because he had a very healthy diet of fruit and veggies, was a non-smoker, light drinker and did not do drugs, so I indulged with her. It was surprisingly delicious and sharing him with her was the hottest thing I had ever done. Since that time, I have tasted several different loads... each one different. Some memorable while others forgettable... smokers tend to have the worst tasting, so I will never again let a smoker finish in my mouth. Also, this same question can apply to going down on women... some are sweeter than honey while others I wouldn't ever do again for big money. FYI, I've gone down on several women and oriental 'triangles' have the silkiest fur and are their fluid the tastiest... incredibly sweet... and I have no idea as to why, but it's the closest thing to heaven I ever experienced with my face.

Answer 2

3 people in my family have died of cancer luckily on 1 was blood related (so my mum dad and brother don't have a huge risk). I don't believe in god but i live on because whats what life is for. Don't give up im 16 also and some times i feel a little down in the dumps (hehe that's what my friend aways says) but not enough to end my life. Just because you don't believe in god no more doesn't mean there is no after life, and why if you think there is no after life do you want to die? Surely it should make you want to do more, see more of the world spend time with you friends and family, find love, live life as if its your last because death is down to chance, (i could walk out my house and be hit by a bus, but what counts is what do i do to reduce the risk i look both ways). You most likely (depending where you are in the world) have just finished GCSE's or some sort of test, you went all through that and now you wanna die, why after all that work (or if you didn't do that after all that time stuck in class) Depression is what your going though and you should seek a councillor because it will help you grieve and move on (It helped my friend and she lost her mum at the age of 11)

Answer 3

Sheesh, I guess the range of answers you have is to be expected!
I believe that its a serious question. There has been some research done on this subject and it was found that pinaplle juice improved the taste of sperm considerably. Artichokes make it foul apparently. I have been looking for the reference online to the study but I can find it. But it has to be worth trying.
Some of the stuff mentioned like meat (that dont apply to you, I read the question!) and ciggies dont help, but have not got any prooved link with taste....;

Answer 4

I have no idea when or,even if,your sperm will change from salted fish to sweet honey but,I haven't laughed so much at some of the answers you have received,for a long time,especially the one that called you a "filfy sod" HAHA HA HA HA.I nearly peed myself,excuse me,I have to go to the toilet before I do

Answer 5

Dewd, if you shove it far enough down her throat, she won't taste a thing!

But seriously, cool whip is a great lube, and my wife says it tastes pretty good too.

If she still doesn't like it, you didn't have a good enough grip on the back of her head.

Answer 6

apparently eating pineapple makes it sweeter tasting i dunno whether this is a myth or not, maybe don't have so much salt in your diet, excessive alcohol makes your sperm taste nasty too.

And lets hope by Christmas she gets a nice mouthful of sweet tasting sperm, i mean you can always taste your own and do a little test.

Answer 7

When was the last time you tried your sperm? Keep eating your fruit so that you don't get scurvey. Or just blow *** in her mouth and it might taste better than your scusting tastee cakes sperm.

Answer 8

omg.. i would be interested in the answer to this as my hubby has salty tasting sperm and i cannot abide by it.. i just thought all sperm was the same... Haha if it tastes sweeter by eating fruit then it would be a great way of making him eat healthier.. blackmail him "hey if u eat fruit ull get u know what!" - excellent

Answer 9

I've never tasted it, that'z just not cool, but one of my friends has, he jacked off when he came over to my house for a sleep over, we were like 15, it was him, me and my cousin, and yeah at night, he and my cousin had a lil weird competition, bout who would load faster, and then this guy just out of nowhere came up w/ this weird ideas,lol he dared my cousin to taste it, but he didn't and instead he did, it was nasty, I miss my friend though, he was nasty, but he was a fun person, he moved to Texas last year.

Answer 10

Good question G,
I don't think it's disgusting, just a sensible question which probably arises in the medical industry often, however....
Offer your ladies, Fish-chips. and some vinegar. should go down a treat, even before christmas!!!