Entertaining

some twit named sparks wrote like 300 paragraphs to answer a simple question i had previously asked!! should i report him?

2006-07-20 16:50:20 · 6 answers · asked by mr.bill 3

I did. It happened on christmas of '98. I was sleeping peacefully, when all of a sudden I smelled the distinctive scent of breakfast meat. At frist, I though I was dreaming but then I realized I wasn't. I was lying there on my bed next to a pack of freaking pork sausages about this long and that wide. No one has any idea of how the meat could have gotten there in the first place, and quite honestly what it was doing there. Everything happens for a reason I guess.

Although I was feeling hungry, I couldn't fource myself to eat the mysterious sausage. Its eyes staring deep into my face and wanting me to take a bite out of it. I insisted and decided to refrigerate the meat.

The next morning, it was gone.

No one knows where this mysterious wandering meat went or what it was doing at my house in the first place. To this day, I refuse to acknowledge the existence of this haunting piece of sausage and make myself believe it was all a dream

2006-07-20 15:43:41 · 5 answers · asked by Jakeline V 1

She was like 'OMG...you bastard..."

I was like 'Do you not realize that the 99 cent Crispy Chicken Sandwhich is revolutionary??? Can you not see that???'

She was like 'OK'

I was like 'Let's get it on baby'.

She was like 'OK'.

So does anyone else find Wendy's 99 cent Crispy Chicken Sandwhich to be the ultimate aphrodisiac???

2006-07-20 14:45:35 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

any scientific answers are not eligible for points, instead, u will get 5 points off. funniest answer will get 10 points

2006-07-20 14:43:52 · 24 answers · asked by recycle NYC! 3

2006-07-20 13:51:14 · 1 answers · asked by Pumpkin 1

Are you cooking or dining out?
I think I want to go to Baja Fresh. Yum! I can't wait, I'm so HUNGRY!

2006-07-20 13:42:47 · 17 answers · asked by buttercup83 3

ok well that pizza junk was just to get your attention=] my question is:
do you sometimes flirt with the opposite sex just to get them to like you even though you'll never really go anywhere.

my "friend" wants to know. lol jk

2006-07-20 13:38:31 · 13 answers · asked by thatonegirl 3

2006-07-20 13:36:34 · 10 answers · asked by mr.bill 3

2006-07-20 13:33:34 · 9 answers · asked by mr.bill 3

what are some other ideas if this is not a good one?

2006-07-20 12:28:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-20 12:25:58 · 6 answers · asked by Pumpkin 1

It seems as if brit dishes almost vanished in the past 20years, with everyone eating european foods. Are there any that don't get cooked enough, i'm thinking tjings like lancashire hotpot etc.. (blackberry and apple crumble is one of my favourites)

2006-07-20 12:23:08 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-20 12:06:21 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

We want to buy cans/bottles, not a keg. A case holds 24 cans. How many cases do you think I need to buy? I was thinking about 10 cases. Do you think that is suffiencient? (I'd much rather have too much than not enough).Please keep in mind that there are some heavy beer drinkers; but I also am serving wine and some mixed drinks.
Thanks!

2006-07-20 09:50:30 · 25 answers · asked by Colleen S 2

ok, my little sister asked me so. And i'm doing this thing where I can not lie . So, if any of you know let me know.... thanks

2006-07-20 09:24:19 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-20 08:09:19 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

The machine is the Breeze 3030 by Goldmetal.
I also wanted to clean it before I used it. Do I take it apart to do this ?

2006-07-20 05:53:51 · 11 answers · asked by C W 2

I think I want a light menu with atleast three courses.

2006-07-20 05:53:27 · 16 answers · asked by consigliere 6

Food

2006-07-20 05:08:52 · 37 answers · asked by AJ 1

2006-07-20 02:15:20 · 27 answers · asked by mark alexander smith 1

BYOB party

2006-07-20 00:42:27 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

I have friends coming over for dinner.

2006-07-19 23:52:37 · 9 answers · asked by opjames 4

near dallas, tx please thank you

2006-07-19 17:59:51 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous

near dallas, tx please thank you

2006-07-19 17:59:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-19 17:47:53 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-19 17:40:50 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

I'm a good cook, and I think I could handle anything you threw at me, so do you have any suggestions, or websites that I could go to? (nothing with beef) Something fun and new.

2006-07-19 16:22:02 · 11 answers · asked by cutiedudie2002 4

2006-07-19 15:55:54 · 39 answers · asked by minzutoracing 2

2006-07-19 14:38:15 · 17 answers · asked by Katelin C 1

i frequently walk around wearing ballet tights stuffed with boiled eggs and a jumbo sausage, however having a large appetite i find myself delving into my tights for a snack thus making me look inadequate, does anyone else have the same problem?

2006-07-19 13:23:19 · 4 answers · asked by Troubled Joe(the ghost of) 6