I did. It happened on christmas of '98. I was sleeping peacefully, when all of a sudden I smelled the distinctive scent of breakfast meat. At frist, I though I was dreaming but then I realized I wasn't. I was lying there on my bed next to a pack of freaking pork sausages about this long and that wide. No one has any idea of how the meat could have gotten there in the first place, and quite honestly what it was doing there. Everything happens for a reason I guess.
Although I was feeling hungry, I couldn't fource myself to eat the mysterious sausage. Its eyes staring deep into my face and wanting me to take a bite out of it. I insisted and decided to refrigerate the meat.
The next morning, it was gone.
No one knows where this mysterious wandering meat went or what it was doing at my house in the first place. To this day, I refuse to acknowledge the existence of this haunting piece of sausage and make myself believe it was all a dream
2006-07-20 15:43:41 · 5 answers · asked by Jakeline V 1 in Food & Drink ➔ Entertaining
No, but my college roommate's BVD's fell down the baseboard of our bunk bed and I awoke with them on my head. NO LIE.
Needless to say, the bunkbeds were history that day.
I am still in therapy....
2006-07-20 15:48:04 · answer #1 · answered by KERMIT M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It could have been a hallucination or dream you need to go to a psychologist and get evaluated.You might have serious issues,but in my opinion nothing sounds that serious.You can never be too careful though.
2006-07-20 16:20:06 · answer #2 · answered by Ty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 times. Once it had syrup on it. MYSTIFIED DUDE.
2006-07-20 15:54:41 · answer #3 · answered by T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quit smoking that stuff
2006-07-20 15:48:07 · answer #4 · answered by trecker_1701 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, you deep sexual issues. no brainer.
2006-07-20 15:48:52 · answer #5 · answered by jadz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋