Singles & Dating - 29 September 2006

2006-09-29 09:32:33 · 8 answers · asked by Eric Inri 6

2006-09-29 09:31:24 · 27 answers · asked by rockinjelly_89 1

It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveles with straps. He's wearing his normal jeans and a T-shirt. The zoo is not very busy this morning.

As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very large hairy gorilla. Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape (no pun intended).
He jumps up on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny. He suggests that his wife teases the poor fellow some more. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play along. She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more exicited making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin.

She does, and Mr. Gorilla is about to tear the bars down. "Now try lifting your dress up your thighs and sort of fan it at him," he says... This drives the gorilla absolutely crazy and he starts doing flips.

Then the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut.

"Now, tell HIM you have a headache."

2006-09-29 09:28:35 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous

I like a new girl at school and she is confusing me. Sometimes she is quiet and reserved and other times she talks to a certain group of people. I have never spoken to her, so I want to be friends first. There is literally no time for us to talk b/c the 1 class we have together is a pretty nontalkative class and i sit as far away from her as possible (b/c of the teacher not my chioce obviously). I happen to know one of the kids she talks to and i know his screen name. I have only known him this year and don't know if i can trust him. SHould i take the risk and ask him what things she likes(sports,music) so that a have base for a conversation, or should i just approach her and try my best to make a conversation myself ( i might be able to at lunch)? Keep in mind I am not that popular (i'm not a nerd though) and i am nervous as hell to do this! how could i overcome this nervous feeling also? be as thourough as possible or no 10 pts. for u!

2006-09-29 09:28:26 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-09-29 09:28:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

It was all good. we loved eachother. we dated for 8 months. we were closer together in 3 months then she was with her ex for a year and 5 months. but now she likes him again. she says she still loves me, but it wouldnt be fair for her to date me liking him still. idk what to do. i want her back. she told me she wants me back to. but she doesnt want to hurt him. and she still likes him but she loves me to.wat should i do. how can i get my love back. i need her. more then anything.

2006-09-29 09:26:01 · 12 answers · asked by cold_killa 1

lol.
theres like two guys who smile at me a lot and act shy around for some reason. .
completely random question

2006-09-29 09:24:11 · 7 answers · asked by heyitspreeti 5

me and my bf of almost a year went to the mall the other night, and we were walking past the jewelry counter, and i saw this gorgeous opal ring, and it was only $35, i asked him to buy it for me, and he said no, that he had no money. so i was bumming a little, but just yesturday he Charged 2 cds and a video game on his credit card! i dont know what to do..im mad, he never buys me anything, not even on my birthday...im not trying to be selfish, but i buy him things all the time, i just think i deserve something....and for gods sake..all i wanted was a $35 FAKE OPAL RING>....so any comments...am i being selfish? or do i need to speak up?

2006-09-29 09:23:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

i tell him them that's exactly what my ex said and he did it..so now i dont dall for it anymore....

2006-09-29 09:21:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

i wouldent

2006-09-29 09:21:12 · 37 answers · asked by lalalala 2

I hate when you talk to a women then she appears interested and gives u her number. You guys set a date then she blows you off. Or even worse is if a lady approaches me all interested in stuff, then you return the favor and they say that's not what they wanted out of relationship. I'm not talking about a girl saying hello to me once,I'm talking about a woman is throwing herself at me then changing their mind when I start to notice back.I wish people could be more honest in the dating game, just be honest don't put yourself out there then say that's not what you meant! Also don't give a guy the number then make up excuses not to go out when the time comes! I whether have a lady blow me off in the beginning then to be strung along only to be drop like a hot potato! It's even worse when to come to you first and then lose interest once it's returned. Women I mean you guys don't have to be evil but you can let guys down in the beginning if you're not interested. Why do they do it

2006-09-29 09:20:50 · 7 answers · asked by Vesdog! 3

I read an email of his while he was at the store, (he usually logs off but this time he was in a hurry) and anyway the e mail went like this....

Dear Mark,

I tried to call you yesterday, and when you didn't pick up I admit I got a little panicky. I know you said you'd be busy with your family but you always answer my calls... Where were you? Here is my work number, please use it.

See you soon,
Albert


I have met the guy once... so I know it is indeed a man....


WTF does this mean?

2006-09-29 09:19:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

we keep on searching for the right person, then we get heart broken, yet we keep on looking! what is it that constantly makes us look for someone :p
It might seem like a stupid question, but I was wondering...

2006-09-29 09:19:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

my bf and i have a 8 month baby girl together and hes also 32yrs.when he watches this nasty stuff i feel i'm not good enough for him anymore.the names of it are pre teen,and other names i can't even type because yahoo will tell me to change it. i wouldn't get any answers.thats how bad it is.what do i do?is this hurting our relationship?am i the crazy one?what's really going on?shouldn't he be a man and not a pig.why does he do this to me?i do anything and everything for him and i'm sick of it.

2006-09-29 09:16:30 · 16 answers · asked by justdaynjay 1

2006-09-29 09:15:36 · 19 answers · asked by hornie 1

i was talking to this guy... i like and then he took my hand and holding my hand ......i was soooo nervous and my hands were getting sweaty and he said ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww then we started talking for a little while (not much talking as we were before)

2006-09-29 09:14:14 · 8 answers · asked by Hypercutie_2 4

is going to the movies a good first date? some people say that u should go somewhere where the two of u can talk like dinner or somewhere else. i just wanna know cuz i am confuzed

2006-09-29 09:13:24 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

I'm in the 8th grade and I have NEVER had a boyfriend before. All my friends have boyfriends and I'm getting tired of waiting for a boy to ask me out.

2006-09-29 09:13:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

To all the married women in the world...would you agree with this statement:

A bride and a groom at the altar have only one thing in common: they both love him the most.

2006-09-29 09:12:40 · 14 answers · asked by Green Tea Happy 3

2006-09-29 09:11:05 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

hey married guys and girls are you really enjoying your married life whats your suggestion . can't i live alone throug out my life.

2006-09-29 09:09:51 · 7 answers · asked by md m 2

If male, how would you feel in my position.
If female, how would you feel in her position (and, how can I convince her to go for it?)

2006-09-29 09:08:58 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

big bum?? bib boobs? nice smile?? what and also what do you look at first when u see a girl?? and also do u have to be friends with a girl to ask her out on a date or can u just ask a random girl??lol

2006-09-29 09:08:09 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

aspenlime@blueyonder.co.uk
With a view to going for days out sightseeing, and all sorts of interesting things. Not be to serious all the time able to unwind. Have look at my profile it's not yet complete.
email address ends co.uk it seems to have been left off.

2006-09-29 09:06:41 · 9 answers · asked by LondonNick 3

2006-09-29 09:06:29 · 17 answers · asked by Baby B 1

2006-09-29 09:05:56 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

I asked this earlier but i think people had the wrong idea. I have a healthy sex life as far as i get some on a regular basis, but i feel overwelmed sometimes and wonder if what i have is a disorder or if i am just a normal man. My problem is this I often will see a women at where i work walk through the bank and even though i have a women who is nice and caring in which i love I get a very big intence maybe even heated feeling when ever i see a women walk through the bank with long hair big natural breast and i guess what i feel and do is two different things. But sometimes i feel like walking up to one of those women ripping there close off and then one big breast in one hand and the other helping me to rip her well you know her private rip her private apart like theres never been another day she felt so good. Of course this is not realistic however it feels more tense then it should be what do you suggest i do?

2006-09-29 09:04:18 · 26 answers · asked by Thomas A 1

You know...their male package?? Guys I know swear by it...which makes me wonder about my guy friends I guess...

2006-09-29 09:04:00 · 16 answers · asked by Neophyte 3

2006-09-29 09:03:14 · 17 answers · asked by tootie321970 1

do you like looking at a stranger blokes bulge in his pants?
do you look without the bloke noticing you looking?
has a bloke ever caatch you while looking?

2006-09-29 09:03:13 · 1 answers · asked by hornie 1