It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveles with straps. He's wearing his normal jeans and a T-shirt. The zoo is not very busy this morning.
As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very large hairy gorilla. Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape (no pun intended).
He jumps up on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny. He suggests that his wife teases the poor fellow some more. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play along. She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more exicited making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin.
She does, and Mr. Gorilla is about to tear the bars down. "Now try lifting your dress up your thighs and sort of fan it at him," he says... This drives the gorilla absolutely crazy and he starts doing flips.
Then the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut.
"Now, tell HIM you have a headache."
2006-09-29 09:28:35 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I love it .
That is funny.
Thanks for the laugh !!!
2006-09-29 09:34:07 · answer #1 · answered by wHaT eVeR 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-15 08:39:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is just mad! i hope it wasn't you, lol. why on earth was the man able to open the cage door, that is really unsafe. Also, it seems strange for it to be in a cage, in england animals are no longer kept in caged exibits
2006-09-29 09:38:19 · answer #3 · answered by okapi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so romantic! I love it! Now the real problem is if the gorilla satisfied her. That is where this might go terribly wrong!
2006-09-29 09:32:03 · answer #4 · answered by Karrien Sim Peters 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha
2006-09-29 09:30:37 · answer #5 · answered by hockey craze99 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Did the wife "monkey" around before going to the zoo?
2006-09-29 09:31:48 · answer #6 · answered by Antoine a 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
WOW. That's pretty much all I can say. May the powers that be find you naked in alley surrounded by horny homosexual male wolves.
2006-09-29 09:32:10 · answer #7 · answered by Genevieve 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What? is this what your wife does too you? tease the hell out of you, and then uses an excuse not to have sex (make love)?? this is my guess.
2006-09-29 09:35:00 · answer #8 · answered by angel1986 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats obviously a joke and a damn good one at that.
2006-09-29 09:32:19 · answer #9 · answered by Mello 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is the dumbest story I have ever read!!! It's fiction. Who cares?
2006-09-29 09:32:01 · answer #10 · answered by Lacking Daisies 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the husband is a bastard.he is not a human.she must leave such type of man.
2006-09-29 09:35:48 · answer #11 · answered by UnderstandingLife 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋