For example, I was mowing the lawn, half way through my mower gave up on life!
I had a brain wave, I would ask to borrow fred's from next door, i started off down my drive and started having doubts as to whether he would lend it to me, he could be a bit odd at times!
By the time I got to Freds door I had convinced myself he wouldnt lend it to me. I knocked on his door, Fred opened the door, smiling a welcome!
I yelled "Stick your mower up your f'ing *** you tight ba***d!! and I went storming back down his drive, leaving Fred looking at my back , he was completly bewildered and distressed!!
2006-06-27
19:31:43
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