Who are you?

Question

What are you?
Why are you?
And most importantly when will you?

Answer 1

Dr Strangelove
Mad Scientist
It was a Triumph of my Will
Doomsday

Answer 2

Damien
Im a Dad pulling his hair out.
Why, You ask why? OK I'll tell you. I am pulling my hair out because, I have 5 kids, all of then have been ill over the last 2 week, I have not had a day of pice, a good night sleep, or even got lade. I'm am moving house soon, lurning to drive, and having to put up with Kids TV mornning noon and night.
Cleaning up sick every hour or so, giving out meds, and it starting to do my head in.........(sorry you did ask)
When? All the fu*cing time.
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Answer 3

Minisimal, the ghost of a soul, that hath lost the way between the two worlds, and shall find the way out in the cold.

Answer 4

am female why am i lol because thats how i came out and more importantly will tonight haha and see your still using this site

Answer 5

I am a Mrs (cos I'm married)
I am female -- genetically in the womb i was created by mum and dad by the xxy gene( i think)
I can't help being good looking
Never cos i told ya i'm Married

Answer 6

I am the sum total of my perception's and experience's since birth based upon the combined genetic information of my mother and father. Hopefully I never will

Answer 7

I am the key to knowledge, actually, but I will remain concealed even unto death, because my very existence jeopardizes the wealth of aristocracy. They cannot remain as wealthy if wealth is to be evenly distributed.

Answer 8

Vicky
a woman
cos my parents got down to the nitty gritty
hmm, that'd be telling

p.s British and proud too!

Answer 9

Me
Human
Because
Soon

Answer 10

I am human. I was created to serve 'God' and carry the message of his son, our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. I do this everyday; in all of my affairs!