Polls & Surveys (Entertainment & Music) - 16 September 2007

on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"
The crow answered "Sure , why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson Number Two

A turkey was chatting with a bull:
"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey,"but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull, "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullschitt might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Lesson Number Three

A little bird was flying south for the winter.
It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there , a cow came by and shat on it. As the freezing bird lay in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard him singing and came to investigate. Following the sound the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of this Story:
1) Not everyone who drops schitt on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of schitt is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep schitt, keep your mouth shut.
Summary

An organisation is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels, some climbing up and some merely fooling around.
- The monkeys at the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.
- The monkeys at the bottom look up and see nothing but @rseholes!!!!

2007-09-16 22:44:40 · 11 answers · asked by ? 3

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What is the magic word?

2007-09-16 22:42:38 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Heres Another its good. If I have more I will post it by adding details...?

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or it can be a condition imposed by certain unintentional displays of stupidity, to wit:

While attending a marriage therapy weekend, Walter and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know what is important to each other."

He addressed the men, "Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?"

Walter leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently and whispered, "Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn't it?"

And thus began Walter's life of celibacy.

2007-09-16 22:40:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Do you have "skeletons" in your closet?

2007-09-16 22:39:33 · 37 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7

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How are you Decorating your house for Halloween.....?

i was thinking to do ours a bit like this..

what do you think?
http://www.hauntedstudio.com/Zubay2.jpg

2007-09-16 22:36:54 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

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what physical thing[s] would you expect to find in a happy persons house that you wouldnt in a negativ persons

2007-09-16 22:36:11 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

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what would you walk 500 miles for?

2007-09-16 22:32:34 · 59 answers · asked by Ste B 5

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What is the best Car Movie?

I am not talking about christine or anything like that
i am talking about
Gone in 60 seconds
2 fast 2 furiouse
the fast and the furiouse
who knows a movie like that ?

name one i did and u get thumbs down :-)

2007-09-16 22:29:15 · 17 answers · asked by Dj Downunder 4

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Is any one here involved in a romantic internet relationship?

if so what do you expect to come of it?

2007-09-16 22:28:16 · 37 answers · asked by ? 5

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Are you counting down the days till Christmas already? What makes you so excited about it?

2007-09-16 22:27:37 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

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This is for TINKERBELL and anyone else who wants a laugh?

A guy walked into a bar and said, "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender!"

But when it was time to pay, the guy didn't have the money, so the bartender punched him.

The next day the guy did the same thing -- he ordered a beer for everyone, even the bartender, and again, the bartender punched him because the guy couldn't pay.

Then the next day the guy said, "Beers for everyone! But not you, bartender!"

The bartender said, "Why?"

The guy replied, "Because you're violent when you're drunk!"

2007-09-16 22:26:36 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Guys: What type of girls do you like?

Here's the options.

Do you like:
(1) soft-spoken and demure ladies who need your protection and help to solve problems most of/all the time, or

(2) confident and independent ladies who can handle most of/all their problems by themselves?

What is your reason?

2007-09-16 22:24:58 · 16 answers · asked by Spinaround 2

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What do you do ....................??

.........when everything just goes t!ts-up??

2007-09-16 22:24:17 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Have you ever dressed up as a bumblebee for Halloween?

If so, did you like the costume? What did other people think of the costume? Thanks for answering.

2007-09-16 22:23:46 · 18 answers · asked by anonymous 3

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Have you ever removed a Contact?

What was the reason? I don't have any plans to remove any of my Contacts, but I was just curious as to why other people might have in the past.

Thanks!

2007-09-16 22:23:31 · 11 answers · asked by hula wabbit 6

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PoLl: lOL. W.At iS YoR pEt PeEv?

2007-09-16 22:22:14 · 12 answers · asked by $mitty Cent 2

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did your mom & dad know what u are doing?

2007-09-16 22:21:04 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

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poll....does this sum up yahoo?

yahoo....is an .organisation .?

An organisation is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels, some climbing up and some merely fooling around.
- The monkeys at the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.
- The monkeys at the bottom look up and see nothing but @rseholes!!!!

2007-09-16 22:19:26 · 10 answers · asked by ? 3

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HOW MANY COUNTRIES can I get?Okay to see who all is using yahoo p&s what country are you using from right now?

I'll keep track and first answerer to have the country with the most users at the end of the time period gets 10 points.I don't want towns or states or regions just your country.

2007-09-16 22:17:52 · 35 answers · asked by ͏҉ ßõhrçmrïñsîł§ÿ★ 6

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