Polls & Surveys - 3 August 2007

Would you think that he is so nice, he didn't say anything to me or would you think that he's not performing his job well?

2007-08-03 04:15:07 · 21 answers · asked by ღCuteღLiLღAnGeLღ 3

2007-08-03 04:14:09 · 14 answers · asked by latymer_crown 6

I'm reading the dictionary....what chapter are you in??

I'm at the part where the cookbook takes the cookie to the cookout......what happens after that??
and was the ending good?? [if you read it]

also, who here has read the thesaurus and the phonebook??

2007-08-03 04:13:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

What band has the funniest name?????

2007-08-03 04:13:21 · 36 answers · asked by stoutunicorn 6

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli)
bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh!t.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

2007-08-03 04:10:49 · 21 answers · asked by Starr 6

ILLUSION?

2007-08-03 04:10:45 · 22 answers · asked by NoxecA 7

Don't you wish your mom could just hug and make everything all better?

2007-08-03 04:09:10 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-03 04:09:02 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-03 04:07:59 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-03 04:07:48 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous

Do you throw stars around like you do money? I do

2007-08-03 04:06:59 · 13 answers · asked by Alex 4

By request I'm posting another chocolate question. Fill in the blank ;-)

2007-08-03 04:06:53 · 17 answers · asked by Thunderman9 6

I could find out what you can do? I cant pay the entire bill and I need to know what the law says about it? How can you research that? I just piad a payment yesterday! But...I am still behind! Any advice you have I would appreciate it?

2007-08-03 04:05:50 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

i do

2007-08-03 04:05:50 · 31 answers · asked by Mag 7

Star if you liked it

Final Exam

It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. A half hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.

"You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.

"Yes I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing. A half hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.

"No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late." The student looked incredulous and angry.

"Do you know WHO I am?"

"No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor.

"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" the student asked again.

"No, and I don't care." replied the professor with an air of superiority.

"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room.

2007-08-03 04:05:30 · 38 answers · asked by PRINCEUPP 6

2007-08-03 04:05:16 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

why doesn't it say Goodbye when you sign out????

2007-08-03 04:02:58 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

me? i had a dream i was chained up outside like a dog and i monster nasty ugly guy would come and get me and take me into his tree house looking place and eat off of me like my arm and then take me back out chain me back up. (after watching the hills have eyes lol)

2007-08-03 04:00:36 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

I was arguing with my boyfriend he sayd us (britain) and I say america because they are bigger so they have more troops

but he says its been proven? how? so its thats true why do we lick americans ***

2007-08-03 03:59:38 · 15 answers · asked by Leanne1988 1

2007-08-03 03:59:27 · 27 answers · asked by Miss T 7

2007-08-03 03:57:19 · 28 answers · asked by ♥BEX♥ 7

and I need a job ASAP!

2007-08-03 03:56:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

My computer is tilting to the right. Thanks

2007-08-03 03:55:53 · 16 answers · asked by Cowgirl lost seahorse 6

2007-08-03 03:55:25 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-03 03:54:51 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

dirty

2007-08-03 03:54:37 · 23 answers · asked by kevlar1 4

My vaca starts next week and I just want to go home.

2007-08-03 03:52:27 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous

Do you ever swallow your pride, spit out an apology, and choke on the crow you just had to eat.

2007-08-03 03:51:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-03 03:51:16 · 21 answers · asked by SLICK G. 5

school must be back!

2007-08-03 03:50:51 · 9 answers · asked by ♥ jen ♥ 4