In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli)
bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh!t.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
2007-08-03 04:10:49 · 21 answers · asked by Starr 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Finally! my intelligence has been validated, good work...cheers.
2007-08-03 06:48:06 · answer #1 · answered by Ol man Moses Bohannon 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your body has an immune system and can fight off the E Coli, plus one kilo over the course of one year is not that much anyway. Plenty of people drink water and they don't have explosive diarrhea.
2007-08-03 11:16:03 · answer #2 · answered by Salivating Fish 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I knew there was a reason that I drink more beer and wine than water!!!!!!!! I will continue on
2007-08-03 11:16:25 · answer #3 · answered by CAM 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I`m going for a drink to celebrate.Coming?
2007-08-03 11:14:41 · answer #4 · answered by *Fletch* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well so much for drinking my 8 glasses of water a day... Think I'll have a beer. Thanks, like i really need another reason to get drunk.
2007-08-03 11:15:16 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'll drink to that..hell I'll drink 2 anything!
2007-08-03 14:06:50 · answer #6 · answered by Me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why thank you! I'll be filling up my water bottle now with vodka and if my boss says anything, I'll say it's for my health! lol
2007-08-03 11:15:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't drink, I guess that's why I'm so full of sh*t.
2007-08-03 13:36:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah yes, but it is only water that goes well with a plate of dogshit.
2007-08-03 11:16:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. cool. i knew there was a reason why i dont drink water.
2007-08-03 11:13:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋