Little Mary-Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School.
Usually, she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun called on her while she was sleeping.
Tell me Mary-Margaret, who created the universe? When Mary-Margaret didn't stir, Little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
God Almighty, shouted Mary-Margaret.
The Nun said "Very Good" and continued teaching her class. A little later the nun asked Mary-Margaret, Who is our Lord and Savior? But she didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Little Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary-Margaret in the butt.
Jesus Christ!, shouted Mary-Margaret and the nun once again said Very Good, and Mary-Margaret fell back asleep.
The nun asked her a third question. What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child? Again Little Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary-Margaret jumped up and shouted, If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll break
2006-11-23
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