Little Mary-Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School.
Usually, she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun called on her while she was sleeping.
Tell me Mary-Margaret, who created the universe? When Mary-Margaret didn't stir, Little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
God Almighty, shouted Mary-Margaret.
The Nun said "Very Good" and continued teaching her class. A little later the nun asked Mary-Margaret, Who is our Lord and Savior? But she didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Little Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary-Margaret in the butt.
Jesus Christ!, shouted Mary-Margaret and the nun once again said Very Good, and Mary-Margaret fell back asleep.
The nun asked her a third question. What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child? Again Little Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary-Margaret jumped up and shouted, If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll break
2006-11-23 06:24:32 · 12 answers · asked by tr2thhrt 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'll break it in half.The Nun Fainted (oops it didnt copy all the way shoottttttttttt)
2006-11-23 06:25:57 · update #1
I know,I copied it from my email and it did not take it so sorry guys and btw Happy Thanksgiving
2006-11-23 06:31:46 · update #2
yes it is funny
2006-11-23 06:25:37 · answer #1 · answered by kyality 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol nice!
2006-11-23 14:28:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, but you almost killed the punch line.
2006-11-23 14:28:49 · answer #3 · answered by orlandobillybob 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny
2006-11-23 14:27:30 · answer #4 · answered by Kathy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-11-23 14:26:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is.
2006-11-23 16:25:04 · answer #6 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah lol
2006-11-23 14:28:55 · answer #7 · answered by Becky<3 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh yes funny!
2006-11-23 14:29:02 · answer #8 · answered by Mysterious 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL That was very funny! :)
2006-11-23 14:34:18 · answer #9 · answered by Shadow 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
npoooooo
2006-11-23 14:25:59 · answer #10 · answered by bob v 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋