I feel it my duty to remind all women of the proper procedure in waking up their men.
First of all, piss and moan as much as possible. Complain about absolutely everything. Wherever possible, hold an alarm clock over your guy's ear. Mumble cryptic insults. Remind your man how useless he is and how he deserves to be sacked. Do this for as long as necessary, then continue.
This puts men in exactly the right frame of mind for the day and in no way makes them want to quit their shitty soul-destroying jobs, grab their guitars and go back to bumming around the world living off busking tips and petty theft.
2006-11-23
21:23:33
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