LADIES: How do you wake your man in the morning?

Question

I feel it my duty to remind all women of the proper procedure in waking up their men.

First of all, piss and moan as much as possible. Complain about absolutely everything. Wherever possible, hold an alarm clock over your guy's ear. Mumble cryptic insults. Remind your man how useless he is and how he deserves to be sacked. Do this for as long as necessary, then continue.

This puts men in exactly the right frame of mind for the day and in no way makes them want to quit their shitty soul-destroying jobs, grab their guitars and go back to bumming around the world living off busking tips and petty theft.

Answer 1

i tell him, hey, good morning! we've ran out of coffee, will you go and buy some, please?

Answer 2

Thinking I lived with your sister about 10 years ago

Answer 3

I brace my back against the wall while on the bed, then brace my feet up against his back and push until he falls out of bed. From there, it's a quick trip to a cold shower that wakes him up fast, then yesterday's coffee, slightly warm. Seems to work.

Answer 4

Thank you for this reminder. It is a frickin work of art.

Shoo, I am doing it all wrong by placing a quick kiss on his upper back, huh?

Answer 5

I used this way.. cook him a healthy breakkie while leaving our bedroom door open and when he smell this food he wakes up if not i kiss him on the cheek and say i love u..usually he wakes up^_^

Answer 6

Guess I am lucky?,mine just passes wind and fans the covers!wakes up the dead!!even!

Answer 7

In order to tell you that, I will need your credit card number and it will cost you $3.95 a minute....are you over 21? Gotta be over 21 for this service.

Answer 8

haha!! yeah, I gave you the thumbs up..this is pretty much what I go through every day...he's a hard sleeper..lol

but if I'm being nice, I wake him up in a way I can not explain here ;p

Answer 9

i don't concepts the way i glance first factor in the morning, till I also have a chilly. Then it particularly is nasty. yet my dermis in many circumstances seems superb, and my hair is unquestionably extremely wavy so it in basic terms seems extra advantageous-wavy first factor in the morning. as nicely, i don't in many circumstances to plenty to restoration myself up on a daily basis in any case. maximum days, i don't positioned on any makeup, and as quickly as I do positioned some on it extremely is often in basic terms easy eye makeup and perchance a small dusting of bronzer or blush. and that i don't do plenty in any respect with my hair, the two. I straighten my bangs (could desire to, otherwise curiously like a brow mustache) and that i tousle and scrunch something with in basic terms a sprint product, and that's approximately it. i like to maintain my look organic; it fits me extra useful and my dermis and hair are happier. The extra I fuss with 'em, the extra they act up (frizz and breakouts, superb). My husband has seen me first factor in the morning extraordinarily plenty on a daily basis for extraordinarily much 7 years now, and a few mornings he's throughout me in any case. lol i assume he likes what he sees. >meanwhile, females awaken and could desire to spend hours on makeup and hair to look presentable! I disagree. i don't think of it extremely is a controversy of "could desire to". i think of there are in basic terms some individuals who sense like they could desire to....they probably look so plenty extra useful than they think of. ; )

Answer 10

all I get is
the blankets pulled off of me
and a slap on the back side

smile
good luck

Answer 11

I prefer MY way.

With kisses and a hot cup of coffee brought to him in bed.