Polls & Surveys - 25 October 2006

2006-10-25 05:25:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

I measured recently and am 69" tall but 73" tip to tip, apparerntly this explains why I'm naturaly good at swimming and rock climbing. How about you?

2006-10-25 05:25:07 · 7 answers · asked by medic 5

You arrive home and find a hole has been dug in your backyard that is 3 feet deep and 2 feet square ! What fun and innovative things could you do with such a thing ?

2006-10-25 05:25:05 · 5 answers · asked by Steady&Ready 2

2006-10-25 05:24:37 · 28 answers · asked by Judas Rabbi 7

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWN HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW

2006-10-25 05:23:48 · 5 answers · asked by jarvis c 1

2006-10-25 05:23:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-25 05:21:29 · 7 answers · asked by GORGEOUS 1

Besides this, of course.

2006-10-25 05:19:29 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

and what would you say to them

i think my victim would be Simon from american idol so i can tell him to STOP WEARING THOSE DAMN TIGHT *** SHIRTS YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS WEARING THEM YOU HAVE T I T S WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

or Kelly Clarkson so we can discuss how much she wants to pay me to kill the people who didnt want her to do commercials for them any more because they said she was too fat (which is a buncha bullshit)

if i could get rihanna hmm...who knowz haha

2006-10-25 05:16:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

this is the last joke for now...

Marge was in bed with a man (not her husband). All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs. "Oh, my God, your husband is home! What am I going to do?"

"Just stay in bed with me. He's probably so drunk; he isn’t going to notice you here with me." The fear of getting caught trying to escape was more powerful than the thought of getting caught in bed with Marge, so he trusted her advice.

Sure enough, Marge's husband came crawling into bed and as he pulled the covers over him, he pulled the blankets, exposing six feet.

"Honey!" he yelled. "What the hell is going on? I see six feet at the end of the bed!"

"Dear, you're so drunk, you can't count. If you don't believe me, count them again."

The husband got out of bed,
and counted.
"One, two, three, and four... By gosh, you're right, dear!"


well thats all for today!!! bye everybody! :)

2006-10-25 05:16:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

http://www.jokesgallery.com/Pic/398satelite03948690.jpg

2006-10-25 05:15:59 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

this is kinda dirty but yes...it made me laugh...

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language.
After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution.

"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals?
For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time.
If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."


The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea,
Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time.
If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis 50 times."

alright..this is IT! bye everyone! :)

2006-10-25 05:14:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

Think about it, this should be interesting.
I will tell you what I see..............soon!
mandy

2006-10-25 05:14:48 · 12 answers · asked by cking_pOise... 4

There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters on his own. He was very
concerned about their well being and always did his best to watch out for them.
As they entered their late teens the girls dated, and on this particular evening
all three of his girls were going out on a date. This was the first time this
had occurred. As was his custom, he would greet the young suitor at the door
holding his shotgun, not to menace or threaten but merely to ensure that the
young man knew who was boss.

The doorbell rang and the first of the boys arrived. Father answered the door
and the lad said, "Hi, my name's Joe, I'm here for Flow. We're going to the
show, is she ready to go?" The father looked him over and sent the kids on their
way.

The next lad arrived and said, "My name's Eddie, I'm here for Betty,
we're going to get some spaghetti, is she ready?" Father felt this one was okay
too, so off the two kids went.

2006-10-25 05:12:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

http://files.myopera.com/Bj%c3%b8rk/albums/60621/thumbs/Redneck Car Alarm.jpg_thumb.jpg

2006-10-25 05:11:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

I never peak becauseI love the antcipation and love the surprise.

2006-10-25 05:11:12 · 17 answers · asked by dixiedarling 4

I never peak becauseI love the antcipation and love the surprise.

2006-10-25 05:10:45 · 10 answers · asked by dixiedarling 4

who wants to be a millionare or deal or no deal?

2006-10-25 05:10:35 · 8 answers · asked by Smart Mark 2

And you think "Heck YEA I am"

2006-10-25 05:09:20 · 12 answers · asked by ? 4

2006-10-25 05:05:49 · 53 answers · asked by GORGEOUS 1

would he say "SIENCE! for shizzle"

2006-10-25 05:05:06 · 11 answers · asked by JIMBO 4

We are having a couple of rooms we are doing up for a Halloween party. One is going to be a "witch" room with cauldrens that the kids have to put their hands in. The other room is going to be a "mad scientist" room where we have body parts, a mad scientist, someone being "cut-up". Any ideas on how to decorate the mad scientist room? We were thinking about hanging white sheets up for the walls and "spray" blood on them....just need some other ideas. We only have one fog machine and that's being used in the witch's room.

2006-10-25 05:04:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-25 05:04:11 · 12 answers · asked by GORGEOUS 1

When's the last time you did some fun living after midnight? Do you get the chance to do it often or do you prefer not to?

2006-10-25 05:04:08 · 9 answers · asked by The Trooper 6

http://www.nlmotel.com/jokes/RedneckHighrise.jpg

2006-10-25 05:03:05 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

pee in the shower?

I am not sure if there are too many women who do, and you may think it is gross.

Any other doods do it?

2006-10-25 05:02:10 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-25 05:00:18 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

If you had to chance to cosmetically change something about your appearance would you do it? And what would you change?

Myself, Smile Makeover, lazer my eyes so I don't have to wear my glasses anymore, and throw in some boobs. Everything else I am pretty happy with.

2006-10-25 04:59:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-25 04:59:24 · 26 answers · asked by Etienne 4

2006-10-25 04:58:00 · 14 answers · asked by ? 4