Me, I go for pickled eggs and working my way to the back of a Pabst 12 pack. Not only am I smarter but funnier too. Why, just last night I met my girlfriend's husband. I was thoughtful and witty (Pabst does work wonders). I was telling him this and that, you know, about his wife. He said his self that I was just about the funniest sum b**** he ever met. That was just before he beat me with a bar stool, 2 pool cues, and something he found on the floor.
Yep, I,m sticking with Pabst. Not only does it give you pause for thought, but it works pretty good as a pain suppressor.
2006-10-11
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