Polls & Surveys - 11 October 2006

whether it be emotional or physical?

2006-10-11 04:36:05 · 17 answers · asked by Special 5

2006-10-11 04:35:21 · 14 answers · asked by badgurl 5

2006-10-11 04:34:51 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After a while a beggar came up to her and said, "Hello luv, how's about us going for a walk together."

"How dare you," said the woman, "I'm not one of your cheap pickups!"

"Well then," said the beggar, "What are you doing in my bed?"

2006-10-11 04:33:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-11 04:32:06 · 7 answers · asked by McAtterie 6

Because I can, you know.

Sometimes, while I'm still on the toilet, I'm already putting my next meal into the microwave.

2006-10-11 04:31:17 · 2 answers · asked by TinyPuppyWuppy 3

A retard in a room full of bounce-balls? I'm sorry.

2006-10-11 04:30:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-11 04:30:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

mom or dad?

2006-10-11 04:29:27 · 25 answers · asked by adam peter 1

The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said, "Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing, I'm going to call the cops!"

"I don't know what you're talking about miss, that's just my pay check in my pocket."

"Oh really," she said. "Then you must have some job, because that's the fifth raise you've had in the last half hour."

2006-10-11 04:29:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

but now i cant remember what it is............... dont u hate those moments?

2006-10-11 04:28:27 · 8 answers · asked by =]] 2

Girl for eating banana and sugar sandwiches?

2006-10-11 04:28:03 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-11 04:27:38 · 19 answers · asked by badgurl 5

you know you are addicted to answers when........
will this even post?

2006-10-11 04:26:53 · 16 answers · asked by badgurl 5

An old farmer comes running across field screaming. The farmers wife was at the kitchen window wondering what the hell was going on. He rushes in house and says, "Ma, get in bed I got a hard on."

She slowly gets undressed and gets in bed. He looses his hard on. He gives her a stern lecture, "Next time I come screaming you be in bed ready!"

Two months later here he comes screaming across field. She sighs and gets in bed. He rushes in and says, "Ma you damn sex maniac get out of bed---the barns on fire!"

2006-10-11 04:26:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-11 04:25:29 · 6 answers · asked by marie 1

Geez people!!! Lighten up!

2006-10-11 04:24:34 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-11 04:23:55 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

YOU WITH A COMPLETE SLOB OF A HUMAN BEING THAT WHILE YOU WERE ON YOUR LUNCH BREAK WADDLES IN THE DOOR WITH ALL OF HER FATNESS, WLAKS OVER TO YOUR TABLE, TALKS TO YOU AND YOUR BUDDIES, AND THEN STICKS HER PUDGY, GREASY, GRIMEY FINGER INTO YOUR SALAD DRESSING JUST TO TRY IT???

2006-10-11 04:23:39 · 9 answers · asked by MR. RETARDO IX 2

2006-10-11 04:23:22 · 5 answers · asked by badgurl 5

2006-10-11 04:22:50 · 15 answers · asked by brad 1

My eyes have always been dark brown, but they're starting to turn green. Not that I mind, I'm just curious if that happens to other people.

2006-10-11 04:22:18 · 6 answers · asked by mrs. vader 4

...I couldn't do it without my torch!...

2006-10-11 04:21:59 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-11 04:21:58 · 6 answers · asked by Striker 5

Laughing gas in the ventilation system of the State of the Union Address????

2006-10-11 04:20:46 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

If anyone watches the flava of love, we enjoy the fact that flava knows how to wine and dine a women. But I have found New York has been a drama queen during the whole episode and Delishious is very conservative. What do you think?

2006-10-11 04:19:16 · 6 answers · asked by special Kay 1

Jessica Simpson?

or

Paris Hilton?

2006-10-11 04:19:14 · 17 answers · asked by markin.gomez 1

I can get pretty wild from time to time; I ordered a baked potato as an alternative to fries at Wendy’s the other day! How much crazier can it get? Salad? Nah… that’s just outlandish!

Care to share yours.

2006-10-11 04:18:56 · 13 answers · asked by Alotta F 2

....mine are driving me crazy!

:(
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2006-10-11 04:18:03 · 10 answers · asked by alwaysright 3

Bush/Kerry? Illegal immigrants-Givem a chance/Make them build a wall from their side? God/Evolution? Miller Lite/Bud Light?

Thanks!

2006-10-11 04:17:57 · 18 answers · asked by carolinagrl 4