An old farmer comes running across field screaming. The farmers wife was at the kitchen window wondering what the hell was going on. He rushes in house and says, "Ma, get in bed I got a hard on."
She slowly gets undressed and gets in bed. He looses his hard on. He gives her a stern lecture, "Next time I come screaming you be in bed ready!"
Two months later here he comes screaming across field. She sighs and gets in bed. He rushes in and says, "Ma you damn sex maniac get out of bed---the barns on fire!"
2006-10-11 04:26:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Ha Ha Funny
2006-10-11 04:30:25 · answer #1 · answered by Dove 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe>>>>it's a good laugh for me
Will this satisfy me?>>>>more than this joke for this..
2006-10-11 11:29:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-10-11 11:29:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it just did
2006-10-11 14:52:31 · answer #4 · answered by Jubei 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2006-10-11 11:28:21 · answer #5 · answered by AL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-10-11 11:38:26 · answer #6 · answered by dyingatwork 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:) :)
2006-10-11 22:21:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋