The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said, "Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing, I'm going to call the cops!"
"I don't know what you're talking about miss, that's just my pay check in my pocket."
"Oh really," she said. "Then you must have some job, because that's the fifth raise you've had in the last half hour."
2006-10-11 04:29:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That's a hell of a job!!! Very funny.
2006-10-12 00:06:09 · answer #1 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is not a joke, this happens every day on the London underground, I find that by saying to the offending person "If you put that anywhere near me once more then I am going to knee you so hard" usually works, say it really loud and mortify them in front of the whole carriage is even better.
2006-10-11 04:34:38 · answer #2 · answered by sparkleythings_4you 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! Funny one!
2006-10-11 04:31:30 · answer #3 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was so not funny
2006-10-11 04:34:43 · answer #4 · answered by lcplyr7 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one that was funny!!!
2006-10-11 04:33:54 · answer #5 · answered by lovely86 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO yet again!
2006-10-11 05:44:59 · answer #6 · answered by sabbycat76 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh man .... I'm busted
2006-10-11 04:36:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...cute. how many dirty jokes do you know?
2006-10-11 04:32:41 · answer #8 · answered by biffer84 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
#1 Best LOVE IT :) :) :)
2006-10-11 15:23:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really
2006-10-11 07:53:45 · answer #10 · answered by Jubei 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋