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YOU WITH A COMPLETE SLOB OF A HUMAN BEING THAT WHILE YOU WERE ON YOUR LUNCH BREAK WADDLES IN THE DOOR WITH ALL OF HER FATNESS, WLAKS OVER TO YOUR TABLE, TALKS TO YOU AND YOUR BUDDIES, AND THEN STICKS HER PUDGY, GREASY, GRIMEY FINGER INTO YOUR SALAD DRESSING JUST TO TRY IT???

2006-10-11 04:23:39 · 9 answers · asked by MR. RETARDO IX 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

SPELL CHECK: WALKS NOT WLAKS

2006-10-11 04:25:09 · update #1

AND IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE "YOU WORK WITH" NOT "YOU WITH"

2006-10-11 04:25:52 · update #2

9 answers

LOL!

this is true! TRUE!!!!!!! when I was in school this humongoid used to go around putting their BEEF ASSE FINGERS (looked like they had **** on them, dirtball) into people sandwiches, pizzas ect. start poking them and ASK,"ARE YOU GOING TO EAT THIS?" so you had to give it up. It happened to me ONCE! ONCE! So we used to get pissed and had to cover up like we were in PRISON. so one day I got everything you could find and mixed it together. mayo mustard ketchup relish onion grape drink tea milk **** on the floor. wrappers, chewed gum dirt, garbage from they period before and put it onto the lunch tray and when that FAT **** came over launched it right in his big FAT ******' FACE! everywhere. looked like he had fun trying to waddle. I swear the force of that throw hitting him shook the whole cafeteria for 3 seconds. ahhhh that was worth the detention. you know that PIG still had the nerve to try that ****? but not on ME! that PIG had an open hefferFACE sandwich! PIG!

2006-10-11 04:36:40 · answer #1 · answered by Naddo 3 · 0 0

Am I correct in assuming that if it was a hot blonde that it would have been ok? Either way, I don't want anyone sticking their finger in my food. Especially a man, after all, you guys hold your "thing" when you pee, and you might not always wash your hands afterwards. So it's gross no matter who does it.

2006-10-11 11:36:16 · answer #2 · answered by sparkie 6 · 0 0

Stab her pudgy finger with a fork.

2006-10-11 11:27:32 · answer #3 · answered by TropicalSun 5 · 2 0

Roll her down the nearest flight of stairs and tell her fat-a** to stay the freak away from you.

2006-10-11 11:34:24 · answer #4 · answered by 4eyed zombie 6 · 0 0

wow you are really angry about this eh? I would say "Excuse me, do you mind not doing that, I don't know where you have been" and then demand that the person replace the dressing with a fresh one.

2006-10-11 11:26:34 · answer #5 · answered by sparkleythings_4you 7 · 1 0

Stab that ***** with a work, and give her a Jennny Craig pamplhet.

2006-10-11 11:26:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

bite her finger off

2006-10-11 11:26:06 · answer #7 · answered by alwaysright 3 · 1 0

Slap her!

2006-10-11 11:28:08 · answer #8 · answered by AsianPersuasion :) 7 · 0 0

Gross

2006-10-11 11:26:29 · answer #9 · answered by Dove 5 · 1 0

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