Polls & Surveys - 11 October 2006

A guy and a girl are having sex when they both say that they are hungry and thirsty. It was freezing in the house so they have an argument over who should go get the food and drink. After a while they decide to have a contest. Whoever can come up with the best poem would be the one to stay in bed.

They both think for a while when the guy says, "Okay, I got one. Two times two is four plus five is nine, I can pee in yours but you can't pee in mine."

So she thinks for a minute and says, "Okay two times two is four plus five is nine, I know the length of yours but you'll never know the depth of mine."

2006-10-11 04:17:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-11 04:17:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

They always gave Scoobie Doo lots of confidence......

2006-10-11 04:16:57 · 20 answers · asked by TropicalSun 5

parreli natural horsemanship???..i do..its a great program..lol

2006-10-11 04:16:47 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-11 04:16:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

A Scottish man was taking a stroll down a country lane, where he meets up with a curious lady. She walks up to him and says, "They tell me that you people don't wear anything under those kilts."

The Scotsman says, "Feel and see for yourself."

So she did and says, "Oh, that's gruesome!"

He says, "Try it again, it grew some more!"

2006-10-11 04:15:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-11 04:14:44 · 12 answers · asked by Naddo 3

i always do

2006-10-11 04:12:53 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous

this is an official survey folks!!

2006-10-11 04:12:51 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-11 04:12:49 · 8 answers · asked by fatladyvan 1

George Reeves...

2006-10-11 04:12:25 · 16 answers · asked by phil_maquim 2

Mine is the wahing machine. (imagine having to hand was everything.

2006-10-11 04:12:23 · 33 answers · asked by Sky 2

2006-10-11 04:11:44 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

dang I'm starving here folks!!!

2006-10-11 04:10:12 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-11 04:09:29 · 9 answers · asked by Eric Inri 6

2006-10-11 04:09:22 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on
autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting. "You must be
capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no
sense of fear." At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger into the dead
man's anus, and then licks it.
He asks all the students to do the same thing with the corpses in front of
them. After a couple of minutes silence, they follow suit.
"The second thing is that you must have an acute sense of observation: I stuck
my middle finger into the corpse's anus, but I licked my index.

2006-10-11 04:09:16 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-11 04:08:10 · 15 answers · asked by fatladyvan 1

1. Are you eyes?

2. Is your favourite t-shirt?

3. Is your duvet cover? (not sure what they call them in the US, sorry!)

2006-10-11 04:07:38 · 45 answers · asked by sparkleythings_4you 7

2006-10-11 04:05:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

you saw everyone else doing it?

2006-10-11 04:04:32 · 23 answers · asked by fatladyvan 1

2006-10-11 04:04:29 · 11 answers · asked by ? 1

It FELL OVER on my 7 year old little brother while it was folded, so after checking him out to see if he was hurt, I told him to sit on the chair and show it who's boss. A few minutes later, I was sitting on the floor and used the chair to help me up. It had a piece of metal coming out and it cut the edge of my right hand, deep. What should I do about this seemingly posessed fold-out chair we've had for 3 years? (and I am NOT kidding)

2006-10-11 04:03:08 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

with no halo?

2006-10-11 04:02:20 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous

I saw the Science of Sleep this weekend and that's right on the top of my list of weird movies!!

2006-10-11 04:01:29 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

wasted?

2006-10-11 04:01:09 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally
swallowed his glass eye (work with me here). He was worried for a while, but
there were no ill effects, so he forgot about it.
Once he was in the doctor’s office, the man followed
instructions, undressed, and bent over. The first thing the proctologist saw
when he looked up the man’s a*ss was that eye staring right back at him.
“You know,“ said the doctor, “you really have to learn to trust me.”

2006-10-11 04:00:48 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

so different?

2006-10-11 04:00:16 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

I am not judging, i have 3 but is there a reason to have a baby that doesn't invlove just what you are your partner want? Something deeper?

2006-10-11 04:00:14 · 8 answers · asked by dixiedarling 4

2006-10-11 04:00:10 · 8 answers · asked by searcher 3