A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on
autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting. "You must be
capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no
sense of fear." At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger into the dead
man's anus, and then licks it.
He asks all the students to do the same thing with the corpses in front of
them. After a couple of minutes silence, they follow suit.
"The second thing is that you must have an acute sense of observation: I stuck
my middle finger into the corpse's anus, but I licked my index.
2006-10-11 04:09:16 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
OMG, now that is funny!!!
2006-10-11 04:14:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG eewwww but still LMAO
2006-10-11 12:49:22 · answer #2 · answered by sabbycat76 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your terrible at life.
2006-10-11 11:13:08 · answer #3 · answered by Alotta F 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LoL students got SCHOOLED
...mmm anal juice...yummay!
2006-10-11 11:11:17 · answer #4 · answered by Mr.Moo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, Funny ...I've hear it before...
2006-10-11 11:15:02 · answer #5 · answered by slickrickdesigns 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Har de har har.
2006-10-11 11:10:32 · answer #6 · answered by TJD 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one. lol
2006-10-11 11:17:50 · answer #7 · answered by dyingatwork 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gosh! You ARE disgusting but thanks for sharing anyways... haha.
Have a disgustingly gooooood day... : )
2006-10-11 11:16:50 · answer #8 · answered by DiL 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
terrible and hilarious all at the same time! thanks for the great laugh this morning!
2006-10-11 11:14:04 · answer #9 · answered by thecutelilgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too good babe......I would have shot him then!
2006-10-11 11:14:45 · answer #10 · answered by Karen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋