A guy and a girl are having sex when they both say that they are hungry and thirsty. It was freezing in the house so they have an argument over who should go get the food and drink. After a while they decide to have a contest. Whoever can come up with the best poem would be the one to stay in bed.
They both think for a while when the guy says, "Okay, I got one. Two times two is four plus five is nine, I can pee in yours but you can't pee in mine."
So she thinks for a minute and says, "Okay two times two is four plus five is nine, I know the length of yours but you'll never know the depth of mine."
2006-10-11 04:17:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LOL!!! She wins!!!! She wins!!! ;)
2006-10-11 04:19:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! I like that one! She gets to stay in bed!
2006-10-11 11:20:37 · answer #2 · answered by Keith Perry 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2006-10-11 11:19:57 · answer #3 · answered by AsianPersuasion :) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope he likes the walk to the fridge brrrr! lol!!
2006-10-11 12:47:34 · answer #4 · answered by sabbycat76 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats hiliarious where did u get these
2006-10-11 11:22:20 · answer #5 · answered by hot_baseball_girl101 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU MAKE ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF.
Not really, you make me want you to want to kill yourself.
2006-10-11 11:21:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
sure they do...maybe so!
2006-10-11 14:45:04 · answer #7 · answered by Jubei 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:) :)
2006-10-11 22:19:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋