Well, I had these questions asked to me by my wife over the weekend. I answered them honestly but it earned me a "relocation" to new living arrangements in the garage.
I listed the questions and my answers below.
Q: "What are you thinking?"
A: I was thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died. On that note - is it illegal to marry your younger sister after your death?
Q: "Do you love me?"
A: Does it matter? We're married!
Q: "Do I look fat?"
Compared to what? Honestly, I wouldn't call you fat, but I wouldn't call you thin either. But don't worry honey, I've seen fatter.
Q: "Do you think she is prettier than me?"
A: Only in the sense that she's younger and thinner but I bet you have a better personality.
Q: "What would you do if I died?"
I really don't have a good answer to this one. I started to remind her of my answer to question #1 but it was too late.
Let me know what you think and where I made my errors!
2006-09-25
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