Well, I had these questions asked to me by my wife over the weekend. I answered them honestly but it earned me a "relocation" to new living arrangements in the garage.
I listed the questions and my answers below.
Q: "What are you thinking?"
A: I was thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died. On that note - is it illegal to marry your younger sister after your death?
Q: "Do you love me?"
A: Does it matter? We're married!
Q: "Do I look fat?"
Compared to what? Honestly, I wouldn't call you fat, but I wouldn't call you thin either. But don't worry honey, I've seen fatter.
Q: "Do you think she is prettier than me?"
A: Only in the sense that she's younger and thinner but I bet you have a better personality.
Q: "What would you do if I died?"
I really don't have a good answer to this one. I started to remind her of my answer to question #1 but it was too late.
Let me know what you think and where I made my errors!
2006-09-25 02:44:26 · 11 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
...you just blew it all babe
2006-09-25 02:55:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will answer these 5 questions HONESTLY, however I will also answer them knowing that my wife is NOT going to read them here on this board (does this make any sense?):
Q: "What are you thinking?"
A: I am usually thinking about sex, all kinds of sex, and if that isn't on my mind, then I think about when we will move out of this hell-hole (our apt.)
Q: "Do you love me?"
A: I've loved you since we met (in 1992), I still love you now, and will love you forever, even if you die, even if we break up, etc... The love I have for you is something no mortal words can explain, deeper than any other emotion capable from a human being...
Q: "Do I look fat?"
A: You ARE losing weight, aren't you? That dress really brings out your... thighs!
Q: "Do you think she is prettier than me?"
A: Are Jenssen Ackles or Julian McMahon less sexy than I am?
Q: "What would you do if I died?"
A: Probably not be able to see any one else again... So I would probably remain a bachelor, doing my underground independant self-produced p*rn productions on a more regular basis.
Now know these answers seem far fetched, but it IS the truth to these questions...
Cheers!
PS: What you did wrong, by the way? At the risk of sounding like a woman, I would reply with "if you can't figure it out for yourself, then I cannot explain it to you!".
2006-09-25 05:24:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
On the first question you should have said you were trying to decide what to buy her for her next birthday.
On the second question you should have said of course honey, more and more every day.
The third question is always a tricky one, but you should have said to me you could never be fat, there's just more of you to love.
The fourth one was easy, you should have said you're the prettiest thing I've ever seen.
And that last one, you should have said if you die, I'd spend the rest of my life missing you.
We're easy to get along if you just learn to say what we need to hear. Better luck next time!
2006-09-25 03:47:37 · answer #3 · answered by lovelee1 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. Do I look fat in these pants?
2. Does this make me look fat?
3. How do u feel about me?
4. Do you love me?
5. Where do u feel this relationship going?
Those poor guys who actually have to answer these...It's like walking intro a trap where no matter what they say they will get chewed up and spitted out...
Though I like the answers u gave... hehehehe
2006-09-25 02:49:53 · answer #4 · answered by Maggz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-17 22:43:44 · answer #5 · answered by montesi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
by answering #1
2006-09-25 02:47:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh!! I would never put my husband through those questions. It serves her right for asking such things...lol. It may be nore peaceful in the garage for you.
2006-09-25 03:15:19 · answer #7 · answered by SweetPea 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
have you ever heard of a white lie?
2006-09-25 02:47:47 · answer #8 · answered by Mom 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's really nice!
2006-09-25 02:46:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anry 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would say the first question
2006-09-25 02:49:31 · answer #10 · answered by jody n 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋