Polls & Surveys - 22 September 2006

2006-09-22 08:42:50 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-09-22 08:42:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

Not in a person but life in general.

2006-09-22 08:42:36 · 43 answers · asked by ~SSIRREN~ 6

2006-09-22 08:42:35 · 42 answers · asked by ♥ to ...... 5

2006-09-22 08:41:53 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

36 - 26 - 36. And she must make atleast a half a million dollars a year so she can support me the rest of my life!

2006-09-22 08:40:33 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-09-22 08:40:06 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-09-22 08:39:45 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

Why are Some stupid things so expensive... For example I went into a hotel sometime teo days ago and a bottle of water was £5, I know water isn't stupid but the price was. I thought that was the height, I just want to find out what other stupidly priced things we have out there!

2006-09-22 08:38:29 · 66 answers · asked by Hachi 2

I just recieved 3 emails for violations on questions I posted a lot dating back to the beginning of the month. Has anyone ever had this? Does Y!A! even check the questions B 4 they delete them? There are about 15 questions deleted because of Personal chatting or something like that. What gives? =(((

2006-09-22 08:37:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

Why am I not allowed to answer more questions? I need to answer questions to earn more points to get me to another level so I can answer more questions......It's like some kind of conspiracy or something!

2006-09-22 08:36:58 · 19 answers · asked by troxy12 3

This was a joke my mother told me 40 years ago.
If I get the right answer, ten points to the winner.
If after awhile, I don't have the right answer, I'll come
back and give you all a hint. Good Luck!

p.s. I guess I should have posted at Jokes & Riddles,
but I think the people at Polls & Surveys, are hilarious!!!

2006-09-22 08:35:47 · 14 answers · asked by //////////////// 6

2006-09-22 08:35:41 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-09-22 08:35:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

You know, where you get to wear the funny sunglasses?

2006-09-22 08:34:26 · 16 answers · asked by munesliver 6

Men Are Just Happier People-What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.


Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes ---one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

2006-09-22 08:33:29 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

This is from a book on meteoroids, comets, and asteroids that I got from the library for my kids:

"Fun Fact:
About every 1,000 years, Earth is hit with a meteorite about the size of a football field. It causes great damage to the area it hits."

2006-09-22 08:33:19 · 11 answers · asked by warehaus 5

2006-09-22 08:32:18 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

The Sex Fairy

This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow .
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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7 . Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

2006-09-22 08:31:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-09-22 08:31:25 · 13 answers · asked by ? 5

2006-09-22 08:31:12 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

I've heard they all are like this guy http://www.thegreenhead.com/entertainment/images/ultimate_jason_voorhees_1.jpg is it true?

2006-09-22 08:30:03 · 8 answers · asked by I am NOT George Bush 5

I just looked in the mirror only to find out that i have holes in my nose. is this normal.

2006-09-22 08:30:01 · 19 answers · asked by Me♥Manatees 3

...day of FALL. Wanna giggle?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hga943IU-0A

2006-09-22 08:29:20 · 10 answers · asked by persnickety1022 7

2006-09-22 08:28:09 · 24 answers · asked by gene_harden2000 3

check it out if interested, you may leave your comments there too

http://360.yahoo.com/profile-exFjexs8erR4pwTh_WAB6oSCnA--

thanks

2006-09-22 08:27:45 · 5 answers · asked by Mr. Owl 3

2006-09-22 08:27:10 · 10 answers · asked by Nicki Lee 6

Compliments of Chandler from FRIENDS

2006-09-22 08:25:58 · 32 answers · asked by Miss Terious 3

its called Cocaine,thats sad. like jay leno was saying last night...kids cant buy spinage but they can go into a store and buy Cocaine(based on the name alone). did you hear about this energy drink?

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=2459718&page=1

2006-09-22 08:25:24 · 10 answers · asked by anyways_fukitol 3

2006-09-22 08:24:03 · 16 answers · asked by Special nobody 5