Men are happier.. this is why?

Question

Men Are Just Happier People-What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.


Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes ---one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Answer 1

wow... where do you get all of this information? It is so true, and some of hte guys reactions, lol. Looks like they know it is true and can't handle it

Answer 2

Hey the phone conversation is totally upto u women.U cud just cut the phone early as well...but u wanna talk...that's not our prob...although it does become one when we want to use it and ur on it for 3 hours.U expect everything to be done for ull.U get respected 90% of the time.But the world knows that men are bastards so they dont give a ****.Even the christmas shopping is ur choice a quick spree but ull go breakk ur head for 25 different relatives taking more than 4 hours.The extra credit for thoughtfullness is bcoz i repeat myself men are bastards and when they do something nice compared to women it maybe small but it's gr8.Oh yea and u can get laid anytime ull want but we well...u know our state.

Answer 3

Hey now, car mechanics don't always tell men the truth!!

And my underwear costs more than that. Granted, it's not $20 per pair, but it's more than a couple bucks.












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Answer 4

We also die earlier, have to pay most of the bills, get charged higher auto insurance premiums, are usually blamed for you not being able to reach orgasm, etc.

We're just happier because we don't let stupid s**t bother us.

Answer 5

Wrong. I only have two pair of shoes. Burp ! You forgot one-men leave the toilet seat up.

Answer 6

Oh my gosh you can speak the truth. Seriously though do you know my husband. You just described him perfectly. It's so irritating sometimes.

Answer 7

Sound a little bitter, or is it just an Electra Complex?

Answer 8

Amen.

Answer 9

True, though I chew my toe nails down.

Answer 10

I know that's right!!!!!! They get off so easy! No pun intended! Good one, girl!