The Sex Fairy
This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow .
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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7 . Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
2006-09-22 08:31:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
that info is so cool, I will keep it all in mind
2006-09-22 08:45:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the point you are trying to make, or the question you are trying to ask?
I already know all this stuff you are saying, and more besides.
For instance: did you know that sex (or masturbation) is one of the most effective pain killers? It combats toothache really well.
And also, did you know that sex can make new people?
2006-09-22 08:34:39 · answer #2 · answered by shoby_shoby2003 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every bit of it is true, well, except #7 because nothing and I mean NOTHING is better than valium! The rest, we learned about in my Psyc class. Nifty huh?
2006-09-22 08:34:44 · answer #3 · answered by Encyclopedia Allie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well next time you need a treatment just give doctor chris a call...
2006-09-22 08:34:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think I read this in an email. Sounds like there's a lot of good in it.
2006-09-22 08:34:15 · answer #5 · answered by Nico 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's your question?
#10 is definitely true...however, the effect is short lived... :(
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2006-09-22 08:33:58 · answer #6 · answered by Echelon Right 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No wonder I want sex 24/7!! :D
2006-09-22 08:33:42 · answer #7 · answered by Minouners 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Indeed I'm an Olympian in this...lolz
2006-09-22 08:37:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i agree 100 %
2006-09-22 08:35:12 · answer #9 · answered by dechick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where did you get all of this kind of infromation?is this real true?
2006-09-22 08:34:55 · answer #10 · answered by PEDRTC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋