Polls & Surveys (Entertainment & Music) - 22 September 2006

this is the last joke for now...

Marge was in bed with a man (not her husband). All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs. "Oh, my God, your husband is home! What am I going to do?"

"Just stay in bed with me. He's probably so drunk; he isn’t going to notice you here with me." The fear of getting caught trying to escape was more powerful than the thought of getting caught in bed with Marge, so he trusted her advice.

Sure enough, Marge's husband came crawling into bed and as he pulled the covers over him, he pulled the blankets, exposing six feet.

"Honey!" he yelled. "What the hell is going on? I see six feet at the end of the bed!"

"Dear, you're so drunk, you can't count. If you don't believe me, count them again."

The husband got out of bed,
and counted.
"One, two, three, and four... By gosh, you're right, dear!"

well thats all for today!!! bye everybody! :)

2006-09-22 00:21:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Why is it that SOME men can't take their own advice?

Keyword SOME.

2006-09-22 00:21:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

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LAST ONE FOR TONIGHT!... here goes...?

Two women go out one night without their husbands. As they came back, right before dawn, both of them drunk,
They felt the urge to pee. They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery.
Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway.

The first one did not have anything to clean herself with, so she took off her pants and used them to clean herself and discarded them.

The second not finding anything either, thought 'I'm not getting rid of my pants...' so she used the ribbon of a flower wreath to clean herself.

The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone, and one says to the other:
'We have to be on the lookout, it seems that these two were up to no Good last night, my wife came home without her pants...'.

The other one responded: 'You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to her *** that read, 'We will never forget you!'

ok guys, these are all for today! see ya later!

2006-09-22 00:20:15 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

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whats your FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?

2006-09-22 00:18:51 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

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what if I don;t want to ask a question...??

hey it's early!!

2006-09-22 00:18:31 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

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is saying "it's okay" became a habit of yours when somebody apologizes?

2006-09-22 00:18:27 · 12 answers · asked by Inquirer 5

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what would u do in a situation like this .... Please b frank!!!?

you're spending a night alone when suddenly a seminaked (but attractive) person (of the opposite sex) barges into your room, covered in tattoos and beads and starts yodelling and performing a trible dance in front of you
...what will you do?

10 points to the most creative or funny answer lol :)

2006-09-22 00:17:01 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

Polls & Surveys - 22 September 2006