Two women go out one night without their husbands. As they came back, right before dawn, both of them drunk,
They felt the urge to pee. They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery.
Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway.
The first one did not have anything to clean herself with, so she took off her pants and used them to clean herself and discarded them.
The second not finding anything either, thought 'I'm not getting rid of my pants...' so she used the ribbon of a flower wreath to clean herself.
The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone, and one says to the other:
'We have to be on the lookout, it seems that these two were up to no Good last night, my wife came home without her pants...'.
The other one responded: 'You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to her *** that read, 'We will never forget you!'
ok guys, these are all for today! see ya later!
2006-09-22 00:20:15 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Really cute. I like it. Thanks
2006-09-22 07:17:36 · answer #1 · answered by BrainCracker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the sequel in the cemetary.
After the women left and calm returned the souls from the two burial places came up.The first one saw the dirty pants,
"What the world has come to~" It wailed,"They no more offer flowers but dirty clothes to us. Oh, why? Why did I do to die and suffer such ignominy!
"You are lucky,guy."The other said,"They at least offered you something. Mine visitor took away the ribbon tying the flowers, dirtied it and discarded it here."
"Why,Oh why?"Both wailed together,"Why did we not become ghosts to take revenge on them ladies for showing such disrespect to us."
2006-09-22 00:33:04 · answer #2 · answered by Prabhakar G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know having a laugh first thing in the morning is a good way to start you're day. Thank You. LOL
2006-09-22 00:24:16 · answer #3 · answered by Marenight 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one keep up the good work...that can be true ya know it happen to me but i wasn't drunk plus it was in a public toilets cos they ran out of toilet paper so i've used my undies so i had to buy a new pair....lol
2006-09-22 00:27:43 · answer #4 · answered by favsweetcake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome!
2006-09-22 00:23:40 · answer #5 · answered by newgirlnow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude lofl haha
2006-09-22 00:26:39 · answer #6 · answered by Heat seeking missile 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, goodnight. We'll never forget you!
2006-09-22 00:23:10 · answer #7 · answered by just browsin 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-09-22 00:22:45 · answer #8 · answered by big b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u hve not asked anything, rather just told
2006-09-22 00:24:55 · answer #9 · answered by misty 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is to funny. lol
2006-09-22 00:23:11 · answer #10 · answered by Tammy G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha pretty good!!
2006-09-22 00:22:51 · answer #11 · answered by Jazz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋