this is the last joke for now...
Marge was in bed with a man (not her husband). All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs. "Oh, my God, your husband is home! What am I going to do?"
"Just stay in bed with me. He's probably so drunk; he isn’t going to notice you here with me." The fear of getting caught trying to escape was more powerful than the thought of getting caught in bed with Marge, so he trusted her advice.
Sure enough, Marge's husband came crawling into bed and as he pulled the covers over him, he pulled the blankets, exposing six feet.
"Honey!" he yelled. "What the hell is going on? I see six feet at the end of the bed!"
"Dear, you're so drunk, you can't count. If you don't believe me, count them again."
The husband got out of bed,
and counted.
"One, two, three, and four... By gosh, you're right, dear!"
well thats all for today!!! bye everybody! :)
2006-09-22 00:21:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I enjoyed that ....Thank you and good night
2006-09-22 07:18:15 · answer #1 · answered by BrainCracker 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
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2016-10-17 10:47:25 · answer #2 · answered by agudelo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Clever
2006-09-22 01:22:30 · answer #3 · answered by pinktart2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup, its time you went to bed - goodnight
2006-09-22 00:28:28 · answer #4 · answered by Daddybear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u r just one naughty fellow...
na night!
2006-09-22 00:44:35 · answer #5 · answered by Rare Gem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I enjoyed that ....Thank you and good night.
2006-09-22 00:25:44 · answer #6 · answered by toe poe gee gee oh 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2006-09-22 00:24:25 · answer #7 · answered by .·:*â?¥Â¨Kittyâ?¥.·:*¨ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...that's funny..=)
2006-09-22 00:26:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny.....night..im out aswell.
2006-09-22 00:24:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha nice
2006-09-22 00:55:27 · answer #10 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋