Here's the thing; there's only one toilet on this floor. Me and another guy went to go at the same time, but I just narrowly got to it before him.
I turned around and started laughing at him, then I sang "We Are The Champions" by Queen (the whole song, including the guitar solo (I always carry a 3/4size Fender with me for just such an occassion)).
Then I went inside the toilet and locked the door. While I was in there, I smeared "HA HA, I'M #1" on the wall in my own excrement.
When I got back to my office, I e-mailed the whole department to let them know of my victory and now I'm on Y!A telling the whole world about it.
He, on the other hand ("Loser" as I like to call him) is gently sobbing in the corner. At what point should I have stopped?
2006-09-21
02:27:22
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