Here's the thing; there's only one toilet on this floor. Me and another guy went to go at the same time, but I just narrowly got to it before him.
I turned around and started laughing at him, then I sang "We Are The Champions" by Queen (the whole song, including the guitar solo (I always carry a 3/4size Fender with me for just such an occassion)).
Then I went inside the toilet and locked the door. While I was in there, I smeared "HA HA, I'M #1" on the wall in my own excrement.
When I got back to my office, I e-mailed the whole department to let them know of my victory and now I'm on Y!A telling the whole world about it.
He, on the other hand ("Loser" as I like to call him) is gently sobbing in the corner. At what point should I have stopped?
2006-09-21 02:27:22 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You should have carried it on...
You should have pinched your loaf half way through, and then got and done the other half in his desk drawer!
2006-09-21 04:31:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
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2016-10-17 09:29:39 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you opened the toilet door.
Totally gross.
Why were you taking a guitar with you?
2006-09-21 02:32:51 · answer #3 · answered by Yellowstonedogs 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Look down at your keys.
Are they smeared with poo?
You crossed the line when you forgot to wash your hands, silly boy!...
2006-09-21 02:33:47 · answer #4 · answered by CC...x 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
at what point did you cross the line?
perhaps when you were born.... :-) or when you woke up that morning...
Actually, I would have taken it a step further, maybe whizzed his name, then the word "loser" on the wall or something...
great job champ
2006-09-21 02:35:26 · answer #5 · answered by crystal d 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think it might have been the "HA HA"......
I mean, it's obvious you won, and the "I'm #1" smear was sufficient. The "HA HA" was just overkill.
What hubris.....
2006-09-21 03:34:17 · answer #6 · answered by bunjibear777 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
when ur head hit the pillow and u slowly drifted to sleep...
what a fantastic dream that was tho..
2006-09-21 02:32:11 · answer #7 · answered by Condie 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
when you laughed in his face and song the song... you are such a creep, get a life!!!
2006-09-21 02:33:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
before you went into the bathroom with the other guy.
2006-09-21 02:38:32 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol. keep going. It makes life interesting.
2006-09-21 02:31:49 · answer #10 · answered by munesliver 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋