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I'm hoping it was 'you're a cun t'. And Bono too. If every time he snaps his finger another kid dies, then why doesn't the dim-witted bogtrotter stop doing it?

2006-09-21 02:39:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

13 answers

Don't be a **** Gordon!!

2006-09-21 02:41:58 · answer #1 · answered by kerrykinsmalosevich 3 · 0 0

Sting was advised to call himself `Sting` by his friends, he was actually called `Dull-Ache` before and it just wasn`t `rock`n roll` enough. (Too snooty being double-barrelled).Bono was actually christened Bono, he was left on a monastery doorstep in a bag of dog biscuits and one of the nuns brought him in with the milk and papers. They named him after the fantastic doggy treat that the nun enjoyed at the monastery most nights and the delicious, for dogs of course, biscuit brand whose bag he was hidden in.
As for bogtrotting, they invented that between them after an over indulgence of all kinds of doggy behaviour one sunday night after choir practise.
Strange, but oddly enough, quite true.

2006-09-21 10:48:23 · answer #2 · answered by Robert Abuse 7 · 0 0

The fact that he got the name "Sting" as a nickname, cos of a black and yellow stripey jumper he used to wear, I guess it was his mates who originally started calling him that, and it just kinda stuck.

2006-09-21 09:55:19 · answer #3 · answered by MissEssex 5 · 0 0

Haaahhhaaaaaaa haaaaa haaa haa

Sting had friends... *giggle*

Now that's a good one.



Why would anyone want to name themselves after a wasp's
ar se?

2006-09-21 10:21:16 · answer #4 · answered by Feel My Fun Fork 1 · 0 0

"Please, Sting, don't go into that rainforest for some tear-jerking appeal, then come home to do some adverts for Jaguar cars and buy a giant house for several million while boasting how you can shag for 5 hours" Something like that, I reckon...

2006-09-21 09:47:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I don't know what they said, but I bet they thought he was so stupid they wanted to call the police.

2006-09-21 09:42:50 · answer #6 · answered by DB4GTZ 2 · 0 0

'Sting !! You pretentious tragic numpty.'

2006-09-21 10:47:38 · answer #7 · answered by Phish 5 · 0 0

Are you bloody crazy?! or something like that.

2006-09-21 09:41:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i don't know, but when he dies the obit should read "Stung".

2006-09-21 09:40:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

BUZZ OFF

2006-09-21 10:08:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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