It's a satire of "American Pie" by Don McLean. There's a lot of words to it so wait a bit for "additional details". I call it "American Fry", copyright pending.
A long, long time ago
I can still remember how that Kiddie Meal used to make me smile
And I knew that if I had a bite
That I could make those people right
And maybe they’d be fatter for a while
But swimming practice made me slimmer
Even with every gram the food delivered
Bad news on the market
So big my car just couldn’t park it
I can’t remember if I cried
When I read about nutrition lies
But something touched me deep inside
The day, the fattening, died
They started singing, (chorus, slow) fry, fry, its American fry
Drove my Chevy to the Wendy’s but the Wendy’s was dry
And them good old boys were drinking cola and Sprite
Singing this will be the day that I die,
This will be the day that I die
2006-08-08
15:35:13
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I want my *old* MTV
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