I brought my guitar into a strip club one night and just started playing, and people started buying me drinks.
Well, I got so drunk I got mixed up, and thought the stripper was my guitar. I thought she sounded out of tune so I grabbed her tuning pegs and started turning them. To make matters worse, I held her by the neck and tried to change her "G" string.
That's when she hit me with her whammy bar.
I woke up outside, and the stripper and my guitar were gone.
I'm sure going to miss my guitar.
2006-06-19
16:28:17
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opjames
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