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I brought my guitar into a strip club one night and just started playing, and people started buying me drinks.
Well, I got so drunk I got mixed up, and thought the stripper was my guitar. I thought she sounded out of tune so I grabbed her tuning pegs and started turning them. To make matters worse, I held her by the neck and tried to change her "G" string.
That's when she hit me with her whammy bar.
I woke up outside, and the stripper and my guitar were gone.
I'm sure going to miss my guitar.

2006-06-19 16:28:17 · 10 answers · asked by opjames 4 in Entertainment & Music Music

10 answers

I hate when that happens

2006-06-20 09:01:53 · answer #1 · answered by vmmhg 4 · 1 2

I tried to punch out my drum kit.I thought it was a street bum stealing my women.To much acid that night

2006-06-19 23:34:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

haha!!! never happened to me before.. sounds exciting =]

she probably took your guitar to get its G string and replace her's

2006-06-19 23:32:51 · answer #3 · answered by ღnekoshii 3 · 0 0

AHAHAHAHA, if this is a true story, that's friggin awesome and hilarious.
ps-sorry about your guitar

2006-06-19 23:31:57 · answer #4 · answered by Jen 3 · 0 0

That's why I'm always the designated driver.

2006-06-20 02:15:29 · answer #5 · answered by cafe_blue_note 3 · 0 0

No but you still want to have that loud guitar duel????

2006-06-20 00:37:27 · answer #6 · answered by Damned fan 7 · 0 0

***** wateva race u r u don,t need 2 be tellin me how to pronounceate my ****.

2006-06-20 00:04:30 · answer #7 · answered by Mickeymouse 1 · 0 0

hahahahahah u are my hero

2006-06-19 23:34:59 · answer #8 · answered by ffeJ 2 · 0 0

haha know never happend but haha thanks for tha good laugh!!!!

2006-06-19 23:34:46 · answer #9 · answered by stepfunny 3 · 0 0

very good....grin

2006-06-19 23:31:13 · answer #10 · answered by SolMan 5 · 0 0

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