Entertainment & Music - 29 December 2007

Quiz:
http://www.blogthings.com/howmuchpridedoyouhavequiz/

My results:
"Your Pride Quotient: 46%
You have your proud moments, but you're also likely to be a little ashamed of them.
Don't be too hard on yourself. It's normal to want to make a stellar impression."

2007-12-29 20:02:03 · 8 answers · asked by Nazarius 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-29 20:00:53 · 23 answers · asked by Pvt. Joker 5 in Polls & Surveys

Have you ever wondered what your Boss put on you're evaluation
report.? Well here are some actual quotes from employee evaluation reports.

"Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and now
shows signs of starting to dig."

"His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid
curiosity."

"I would not allow this employee to breed."

"This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a
definitely won't be."

"Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat
in a trap."

"When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change
whichever foot was previously in there."

"He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."

"This young lady has delusions of adequacy."

"He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to
achieve them."

"This employee should go far -- and the sooner he gets kicked out the
exit, the better."

2007-12-29 20:00:47 · 15 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I like how I can say I've killed someone.

2007-12-29 19:59:53 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot.

A doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness, that's good. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a very serious pile-up on the motorway. But you're going to be OK, you'll walk again, you'll do everything as before, but something did happen. Look, I'm trying to break this to you as gently as possible, you see, your penis was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it."

The man wails a bit, but the doctor reassures him, "It's going to be alright. We have the technology now to build you a new one that will work just as well as your old one did - better in fact. But the thing is, this operation doesn't come cheap. It's a thousand pounds an inch".

The bloke perks up at this, even though it's a thousand pounds an inch.

"So the thing is," the doctor says, "it's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher now, well, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time she might be disappointed. So it's very important that she plays a role."

So the bloke agrees to talk with his wife.

The doctor comes back the next day. "So" says the doctor, "Have you spoken with your wife?"

"Yes I have" says the man.

"And did she help you in making the decision?"

"Yes she did" says the man.

And what is it?" asks the doctor.

"We're having a new kitchen."

2007-12-29 19:54:59 · 28 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-29 19:53:08 · 9 answers · asked by Bored 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-29 19:50:36 · 26 answers · asked by Bored 5 in Polls & Surveys

I didn't...i feel so tired ..what about you? = /??




~peace and have a nice day with your family~

RoChEr

2007-12-29 19:50:02 · 13 answers · asked by RoChEr 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-29 19:49:25 · 46 answers · asked by ♥bigmamma♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-29 19:48:59 · 11 answers · asked by ♥bigmamma♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-29 19:46:38 · 8 answers · asked by wolflady 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-29 19:45:38 · 13 answers · asked by wolflady 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-29 19:43:41 · 39 answers · asked by Isabelle 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-29 19:40:48 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Take in to account there is nothing i actually need or can think of that i may want.

Thanx..

2007-12-29 19:36:48 · 22 answers · asked by Midnight_Angel 5 in Polls & Surveys

http://www.blogthings.com/howmuchgreeddoyouhavequiz/

My results:
"Your Greed Quotient: 33%
You're a little greedy, but generally you don't let your desire get the better of you.
You know that good things will come to you - as long as you wait your turn!"

2007-12-29 19:36:15 · 7 answers · asked by Nazarius 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-29 19:36:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What song(s) does Tech N9ne rap backwards in?

2007-12-29 19:33:12 · 6 answers · asked by Lance L 2 in Rap and Hip-Hop

I barilly got my 3 year old doughter back after a year and a half, and i hear that someone been giving her coffee. they lured her to the taste of "COFEE MATE" and then lured her off of it to the black cofee and i am wondering if the law is on my side to take them to the police?????? on this becous to me this is endagering the kids life for win I was gone. Why do they do things to animal croolty but not for CHILDREN???? in the mornings she has her big eyes opend all wide saying I WANT COFEE I WANT COFEE . its really emberrasing so please let me no what to do in this case. she asks for it at night time as well. and she goes "I CANT GO TO SLEEP WITHOUT IT"!!!!! ITS EVERYTHING I NEED!!!!

and i cant give her cofee caus i dont even drink it
and i asked the people who cared for her about it and she says "its done its done"

2007-12-29 19:31:32 · 19 answers · asked by ★ Vaginal Discount ★ 4 in Polls & Surveys

here or elsewhere, have you actually laughed out loud, or are you just typing it?

2007-12-29 19:29:01 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

anyone?

2007-12-29 19:27:24 · 22 answers · asked by megaherzfan 4 in Movies

2007-12-29 19:25:30 · 3 answers · asked by ? 6 in Movies

2007-12-29 19:24:05 · 3 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

One hot summer day, three buddies, Tom, Bob, and Dave went fishing on Dave's boat. A fun afternoon of fishing and drinking turned bad when Dave, who couldn't swim and had no life jacket on, fell overboard. He wasn't discovered missing for at least ten minutes. When Tom and Bob realized this, they took turns diving in to look for Dave. After their fifth attempt, and six more beers later, Tom pulled a lifeless body up from the depths and placed him into the boat where Bob attempted mouth-to-mouth. After several minutes, Bob said "I didn't realize Dave's breath was so bad". Tom said "I didn't notice he was wearing a snowmobile suit".

2007-12-29 19:23:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

How do you keep on struggling?

2007-12-29 19:22:16 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-29 19:22:06 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Black Sabbath

Yell with the wind, though the wind won't help you fly at all
Your back's to the wall
Chain the sun, and it tears away and it breaks you as you run
You run, you run!
Behind the smile, there's danger and a promise to be told:
You'll never get old - ha!
Life's fantasy - to be locked away and still to think you're free you're free, you're free!
So live for today
Tomorrow never comes
Die young, die young
Can't you see the writing on the wall?
Die young, gonna die young
Someone stopped the fall
Yell with the wind, though the wind won't help you fly at all
Your back's to the wall
Chain the sun, and it tears away and it breaks you as you run
You run, you run!
So live for today
Tomorrow never comes
Die young, young!
Die young, die young!
Die young, die young, young!
Die young, die young, die young, die young, die young!!

2007-12-29 19:19:14 · 2 answers · asked by Dan J 2 in Blues

A. Kick him in the nutts.
B. Put red fire ants in his shorts.
C. Draw and quarter him. (I love the Scots)!
D. Let him run naked through the streets of New York and leave him to the masses.
E. Your own creative ideas.

2007-12-29 19:19:03 · 11 answers · asked by Helena 6 in Polls & Surveys

King
Queen
Princess
Gay... lol!
others

2007-12-29 19:16:20 · 14 answers · asked by GaNdA T. R Viii 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-29 19:15:19 · 23 answers · asked by john 5 in Polls & Surveys