Have you ever wondered what your Boss put on you're evaluation
report.? Well here are some actual quotes from employee evaluation reports.
"Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and now
shows signs of starting to dig."
"His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid
curiosity."
"I would not allow this employee to breed."
"This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a
definitely won't be."
"Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat
in a trap."
"When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change
whichever foot was previously in there."
"He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
"This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
"He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to
achieve them."
"This employee should go far -- and the sooner he gets kicked out the
exit, the better."
2007-12-29 20:00:47 · 15 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha...and i got my evaluation coming up in 2 weeks. hope its a good one. im not worried!!
dont forget to re-add me!!
2007-12-30 00:38:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like the one about the associate who is more of a won't-be than a has-been!
I'm pretty sure some bosses out there are gonna steal some of those or as least get inspired by them...
'This employee is a valuable asset to this company by giving a constant reminder of what not to do."
2007-12-30 08:09:22 · answer #2 · answered by Betty B 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao , poor employee's getting those evaluations. But seriously funny to the rest of us
star
2007-12-30 03:37:30 · answer #3 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-12-29 20:12:23 · answer #4 · answered by crazybutterfly1996 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant lmao.
2007-12-29 21:40:04 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your obviously on a roll keep them coming. You should write a book.
2007-12-29 20:05:06 · answer #6 · answered by Fiona M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!!
Does make you worry a bit though - wondering what they did write!!
Star for you!! *
2007-12-30 03:47:34 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simply brilliant!!! xD
I've copy/pasted some... I'm gonna star using them! xD
Have a star! *
2007-12-29 21:49:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know some people who would fit that description !! lol ♥
2007-12-30 08:30:21 · answer #9 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-30 02:39:53 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋