A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot.
A doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness, that's good. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a very serious pile-up on the motorway. But you're going to be OK, you'll walk again, you'll do everything as before, but something did happen. Look, I'm trying to break this to you as gently as possible, you see, your penis was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it."
The man wails a bit, but the doctor reassures him, "It's going to be alright. We have the technology now to build you a new one that will work just as well as your old one did - better in fact. But the thing is, this operation doesn't come cheap. It's a thousand pounds an inch".
The bloke perks up at this, even though it's a thousand pounds an inch.
"So the thing is," the doctor says, "it's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher now, well, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time she might be disappointed. So it's very important that she plays a role."
So the bloke agrees to talk with his wife.
The doctor comes back the next day. "So" says the doctor, "Have you spoken with your wife?"
"Yes I have" says the man.
"And did she help you in making the decision?"
"Yes she did" says the man.
And what is it?" asks the doctor.
"We're having a new kitchen."
2007-12-29 19:54:59 · 28 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very logical indeed...the kitchen would last longer anyway and then, when you sell the house, it has more value.
I agree with "You Cant Keep a Princess Down", the wife must have cut the thing in the first place, or at least hid it when she found it.
2007-12-30 08:18:58 · answer #1 · answered by Betty B 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sooooooooooooo funny
2007-12-29 19:59:14 · answer #2 · answered by Mar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-12-29 19:58:36 · answer #3 · answered by Fiona M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha just too funny
thx for giving me a chuckle
poor bloke
star
2007-12-30 03:43:38 · answer #4 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cheers, Great you are a clever dickie.
2007-12-30 00:12:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-30 02:40:59 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaaa my choice as well lol
2007-12-30 05:02:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao...very funny...i would probably choose the kitchen to
2007-12-29 20:14:21 · answer #8 · answered by crazybutterfly1996 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!!
I'd have said forget the kitchen!!!!!!
10/10 and a well deserved star!!!! *
2007-12-30 03:55:24 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Owww!!! I guess the honeymoon is over!! lol â¥
2007-12-30 08:25:03 · answer #10 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋