One hot summer day, three buddies, Tom, Bob, and Dave went fishing on Dave's boat. A fun afternoon of fishing and drinking turned bad when Dave, who couldn't swim and had no life jacket on, fell overboard. He wasn't discovered missing for at least ten minutes. When Tom and Bob realized this, they took turns diving in to look for Dave. After their fifth attempt, and six more beers later, Tom pulled a lifeless body up from the depths and placed him into the boat where Bob attempted mouth-to-mouth. After several minutes, Bob said "I didn't realize Dave's breath was so bad". Tom said "I didn't notice he was wearing a snowmobile suit".
2007-12-29 19:23:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
iamnotac: summer day/snowmobile suit....obviously not the same guy.
2007-12-29 19:42:04 · update #1
Lol, I can't believe it, I actually got the joke. Rock on!
2007-12-30 02:28:51 · answer #1 · answered by SavvySue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I helped him take the empty beer bottles back to the vendor, I got to keep the coin... And advice from him....hmm....okay, here are some gems: Don't p*ss your mother off NEVER get caught Admit nothing Never yell "come in" when somebody is knocking, it could be the cops Everything is negotiable if you have the coin or the power Everyone has a right to their opinions & beliefs, and we must all fight to the death for that Always put the small bills on the outside & hide the large bills on the inside of your money clip Trust no one Never give up Life is better than the alternative
2016-04-02 01:39:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny, and gross, but in reality, the catfish would have already almost eaten that poor man in the snowmobile suit. Don't ya just love fried catfish? lol
2007-12-30 08:14:00 · answer #3 · answered by sillybreaze 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now i just visualised that story and i got a laugh in between drinks,but grossed out at the other dead guy ewww!
2007-12-29 20:17:41 · answer #4 · answered by shrebee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewww, that's IS gross!! poor Bob..
2007-12-29 19:35:13 · answer #5 · answered by Ladiiღ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!
I am gagging!!!!
GROSS!!!!!!!!!
Ha, ha!!!!!
Happy New Year!!!!!
2007-12-30 06:02:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha??? I don't get it
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2007-12-29 20:50:52 · answer #7 · answered by Unknown Person 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't get it.
2007-12-29 19:34:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋