Entertainment & Music - 26 December 2007

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

2007-12-26 07:48:59 · 27 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-26 07:48:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-26 07:47:49 · 5 answers · asked by simmtalker 3 in Polls & Surveys

Anywhere??....!!

2007-12-26 07:47:25 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Two Redneck hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture, and bagged six big bulls. The pilot came back as arranged to pick them up.

They started loading their gear into the plane, including the six elk. But the pilot objected he said, "The plane can take out only four of your elk. You will have to leave two behind."

One of the hunters pushed forward, "Hey, last year our pilot let us take out six elk. It was the same model plane, same weather conditions, and everything. What's with this? We want you to allow us to fly out just like last year.

Reluctantly the pilot finally permitted them to put all six elk aboard and the men all climbed in with their gear. But when they attempted to take off and fly out of the valley, the little plane could not make it. They crashed in the wilderness.

Climbing out of the wreckage, one Redneck said to the other, "Do you know where we are?"

"I think so,"

2007-12-26 07:47:22 · 13 answers · asked by Will S 6 in Jokes & Riddles

ammagotew

2007-12-26 07:46:59 · 39 answers · asked by MamiZ fa shizzle! 4 in Polls & Surveys

any answers are welcome! do you use it for answering, looking up answer, asking, etc? what category do you answer? just answer anything and i'll be grateful!

2007-12-26 07:46:55 · 24 answers · asked by La La La Liza:] 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-26 07:45:57 · 19 answers · asked by simmtalker 3 in Polls & Surveys

where is this money coming from?...does he have a printing machine in his basement that we don't know about?

Poll: Bush or Clinton?

2007-12-26 07:43:18 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I got it for Christmas and i don't know if I should take it back!!! Thanks

2007-12-26 07:42:16 · 2 answers · asked by lances_1_angel 2 in Movies

2007-12-26 07:42:01 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i did,were you scare

2007-12-26 07:41:49 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-26 07:41:04 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

famous comedians in "disguise"??
I swear...some of mine are so funny!

2007-12-26 07:40:33 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-26 07:40:07 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

bagna cauda?

2007-12-26 07:40:02 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i like slim, muscular, toned guys like matthew perry
matt leblanc and david schwimmer are too bulky
name a celebrity that's an example of yours

2007-12-26 07:39:18 · 37 answers · asked by tomato creme pie 1 in Polls & Surveys

when your family get together is there ever silent moments or are you always talking and laughing?

2007-12-26 07:39:11 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-26 07:38:59 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-26 07:38:00 · 3 answers · asked by Thal 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-26 07:35:42 · 6 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

is Mel. C gay? Ppl keep calling her butch spice and stuff.

2007-12-26 07:35:22 · 3 answers · asked by May Inker 1 in Celebrities

what does it mean

2007-12-26 07:34:47 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

Did the Heavens forget to shine on you today?

2007-12-26 07:32:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i think it is BOONDOCK SAINTS

2007-12-26 07:29:41 · 5 answers · asked by irish_matt 7 in Movies

2007-12-26 07:29:32 · 54 answers · asked by ♥That.One.Girl♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-26 07:29:22 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mine is a tie between
George Carlin&Dave Chapelle.

2007-12-26 07:29:18 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

So, with Diddy making so-so celebs out of so-so singers, do you think he'll make a successful R&B group out of the Making the Band 4 guys?

If it failed w/a girl group.....(remember Danity Kane?) Can he make fire with his new project?

2007-12-26 07:28:08 · 10 answers · asked by hazeleyes202001 3 in Rap and Hip-Hop

2007-12-26 07:27:19 · 16 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys